Post a random fact about yourself.

i scratch my balls in public.

 

Me too!

Oh well.

 

I want to wear the bra while I worship you with my tongue.


















Wait...did I actually say that? I need to go to bed.

 

just when you're getting started. sheesh.

 

I'm not wearing a bra right now.

 

kinky much?

 

You don't know the half of it.

 

whoa.

 

i don't know. i must be enlightened. i'm willing to beg.

 

Maybe it you're lucky.

 

<----- Is naked now. Probably not much of a surprise.

 

would be naked now, but can't give up her last bra.

 

I'd really like a cigarette.

 

Lighting up a cigarette, thanks to you.

 

I don't want to quit.

 

Me neither.

 

hell, me neither.

 

I really like the new Fergie song.
Shhhh.

 

The only people who have had a strong lifelong completely positive influence on me are my grandmother and John Lennon.

 

me too.