I smoke a lot of cigarettes and pretty much half of the men in my extended family have died from some form of cancer while the women seem to live forever. This leads me to believe that unless I get a sex-change which is highly unlikely, then I'm going to die of cancer. Logic.
I can't stand the town of Sturbridge. Who wants to go to a town based on the 1800's anyway? Who wants to buy other people's junque...ooops I mean antiques? IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!