Post a random fact about yourself.

i don't have any wrinkles yet.

 

I have a potato plant

 

Oh we forgot yesterday! I am going to go water right now

 

i chew my fingernails constantly.

 

I often have lint and hair in my belly button.

 

yeah, i don't think anything short of someone threatening my children with death could get me to put ketchup flavored potato chips in my mouth.

anyhoo, i hate hot dogs now.

 

I snore

 

i think you and bella are the most precious thing...next to kittens and baby otters.

 

am i more kitten or otter?

 

otter. bellas the kitten.

 

I wanna be Mr. Potatohead for Halloween

 

i was a saloon whore for halloween my senior year in college.

 

I love baby otters. If it wasn't mean I would want one in the bathtub. We could just shower int he yard. It's hot here so the cold water would not bother me.

 

I have twice been a bag of Jellybeans for Halloween

 

i am on a relentless crusade to get puppets inducted into the national toy hall of fame.

 

You should get the Muppets in there too.

 

well the muppets would be mentioned, as they are an important, perhaps even revolutionary, development in the art of puppetry. but puppets in general are such a part of the human consciousness, and have such a long history dating back to the earliest recorded civilzations, that it's inexcusable that they're not mentioned. punch and judy, beanie and cecil, and charlie mcarthy also desrve special recognition. stick puppets, shadow puppets, marionettes, sock puppets, bag puppets, finger puppets, vietnamese water puppets...why are there no puppets in the toy hall of fame???

at any rate, i'm glad the cardboard box got in. but puppets should be there.

 

You should tell them to watch "Being John Malkovich".

 

Skrad is the only Muppet worthy of Hall of Fame recognition.

Only Skrad.

 

i haven't even seen it.

oh yeah and howdy doody. can't leave him out either. giant street puppets also deserve mention.

i'm serious about this! there should be puppets in the toy hall of fame!


my son considers me an embarrassment, so i must be doing something right...