Possible Sex or Definite Weed

LOL

Nah.

 

There must be some kind of formula:

((Possibility of Sex X General Enjoyment of Sex) - (distance to travel X possibility of rain)) - ((Possibility of Weed X General Enjoyment of Weed) - (distance to travel X possibility of rain))



Where the hell is Dave-Techie when you need him?

 

While that sounds like a fun night, are you saying I'm a ladyboy? You love ladyboys and you want to date rape me? But anyway, I'll be over in an hour.

 

Am I mistaken? Wasn't it something like 20 miles to sex and 80 miles to weed?

 

Yes.

 

You're a smart guy are you not?

Is there something else involved here?

 

Pussy is here today, gone tomorrow. Weed is forever. Roll the dice with the pussy.

 

80 miles for some weed? Damn. Guess my 5 minute drive to the local laundromat isn't too bad.

 

I was hopping you were but if you're not well don't even think about coming here! Unless you can become Cher's daughter.son in an hour!

 

Y'all seem to be neglecting the vital "buddy time" part of the equation.

 

I might be able to scrounge up a strap-on, but that'd be the best I could do, and it would really delay me. I think I may just take a nap.

 

Yeah, I was going to say something about that but I couldn't find the words.

Maybe red just wants a relaxing toke with mates as opposed to a screw with a woman. We all know what women are like eh? *nudges people around suggestively*

 

Fucking annoying ass, complicated, whinning, cum recepticals?

...who can't spell worth a damn...

 

Weed is better than possible sex. Unless its sure to be a fun time. but Definite sex is mostly better than definite weed. Depends how nast they are Ive skipped out on Definite sex, for no sex. because i saw the guy the chick was with the day before...

 

Well, I'm finished teaching, gonna jump in the shower, and then it's make my mind up time.

This thread hasn't helped much.

 

So it's a choice between some thai stick, or sticking it one to a thai? That's really just the difference between carrots and parsnips. Just choose one, whatever happens, you'll have a good time I'm sure.

 

I'll Fed-Ex you some pot, go get your dick wet. (assuming youre male)

 

Sorry bro I don't ever stay on topic. Seriously go chill with your friend and smoke some herbz. Duh bro before ho'z! Plus as you said before it ain't gonna happen any time soon and you deff have a guarantee for another crack at that punani.

 

Considering that you don't mind the rain, because you'll get soaked either way...

I'd go for the weed, you can always have sex, and sex is rather close to you to begin with.

Just don't sue me incase you get in a bike wreck in the rain.

 

i say weed. smoke some, sell the rest. get money, fuck bitches.