Possessed microwave??

My microwave starts to run when I open the door on it. That's not good.

 

hmm...shouldnt have killed that dude and put him in there cause now hes back in a different haunting form and he will never go away.

 

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Well, I wouldn't put it past them.

 

lynsey your actually probably right. you keep rockin the boat and theyre gonna off you dude. its happened to many a hippy.

 

Yep, the CIA is trying to kill you through your microwave... you know too much.

 

okay, so pretty soon you are going to tell us that you sprouted a third arm??

 

you should try teaching it a lesson
a lesson which can be only taught by a golf club

 

Better call Ghostbusters.

 

Mine works fine, dries my socks good.

 

Hahaha! I think this is the best suggestion so far.

 

possesed appliances aren't good... I'd look into that...