Positions..

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by weeattoes, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    dude did you ever get a cramp in your ass hahah

    and show some love for the small titties! cmon!!
     
  2. skamikaze

    skamikaze Coffee Addict

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    I love me some nice perky titties.
     
  3. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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  4. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    strangely yes haha
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    how bout you just show me some titties and i'll love'em :D
     
  6. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    ohh he gotcha there
     
  7. auri_rain

    auri_rain Olá!Eu sou alto como uma.

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    i love bein on top and in control ;)
     
  8. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    You guys want to hear a boner killing story of the century?
    So I've been seeing this guy for a little while now, and despite all my efforts to not get "involved" with anyone, it's just not working, he's really awesome and I can't deny my feelings and yadayadayda. But the other night we went out and then he came back to my apartment to play music. We had kissed before and that was it, just a little good night peck, but this time we were really kissing, those hungry kisses where you just can't get enough of each other... well, so much for will power, I brought him upstairs and we started getting frisky. I love giving beej's and was working my way down south and he just stops me cold. I asked what was the matter, did I do something wrong? was he uncomfrotable.. etc... and he said "No no no, I just don't like blow jobs" To which I said "Oh come on, you've probably just received bad ones in the past, lemme set you right" and then he said "No, no no! you don't understand, I had a really traumatic experience before, here, turn your light on". So I turn the lights on and check out his member, which is deliciously large and almost frightening to think about eventually having sex with, and what do I see? Four scars on the head of his cock from a girls TEETH. Clearly fucking teeth marks. I almost threw up imagining how painful that must of been. Apparently, his first girlfriend way back in high school was going to town, and this guy is very blessed down there, and this poor girl was trying to take it all in and started choking, and pulled away quick, and chomped the fuck down before he was all the way out. I just, ouch, yeah. OUCH!
     
  9. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    :ack2: One thing Ive always been slightly paranoid, only because I used to have someone whos teeth seemed to get involved a bit too much :eek:

    Not fun, I had to just stop her one night.

    She lied :mad: she said she gave great head :p
     
  10. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    It's such a bummer though. I love giving head, absolutely love it. I guess I'll just have to take it extremely, extremely slow and cautious.

    I feel like all girls say they are "good at head". Girls LIE haha
     
  11. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    Women who genuinely like to give blow jobs are usually great anyway :D
     
  12. skamikaze

    skamikaze Coffee Addict

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    Like what you do and do what you like. especially BJ's
     
  13. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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  14. skamikaze

    skamikaze Coffee Addict

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    what ever are you talking about?
     
  15. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    :toetap05:





    :reddevil:
     
  16. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    It's true, I feel like enthusiam and enjoyment in what you are doing sure goes a lonnnggg way in the bedroom
     
  17. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Thats crazy.
    Poor guy. :(
    I bet it was hard for him to tell you that and show you....

    Sometimes i like giving blow jobs but its not my favorite thing.. ever.
    My bf gives me mixed signals. Sometimes he tells me i do good but last night i was looking in my brothers kama sutra book and he was like is there anything on blowjobs in there?
    I always try but i guess i fail. it might be because i dont always want to give blowjobs..

    I tried something before and he said it was better.
    my friends mom told me to spray my throat with chloraseptic spray and numb my throat.
    It worked.
     
  18. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    squeeze your thumb.. it'll suppress your gag reflex
     
  19. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Does that really work?
    But when im doing that i use my hands. haha.
     
  20. psychedelicg1rl

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    doggy style is my fav. or this sideways kinda weird way I can not describe. Both are awesome.
     

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