Posers

Yea, the other day we met this kid and supposidly he smoked and all, so we invited him out to this semi-party. Things were just starting up and we decided we'd smoke a cig and then go hit up the bong, well while we're smoking thie cigs the kid lights his and just keeps taking it into his cheeks and shit and to ash he was rubbing the end against the wall of the house. We were like wtf, and he made up some b/s he was trying to quit cigs. So then we go up to the shed to hit up the bong. So I get green hit (my weed, my bong, my place). So I take 3 or 4 monster hits and let it all out. So then I pass it to ym cool friend and he does the same. So then he passes it to this new kid and he just tries to suk, and we were like whoa, this bong has a carb man, u not see us? So he says, o yea forgot. Then he just keeps trying to suk without looking for carb or anything so we jsut tought him how to use it and then after-wards he still wouldnt admit that he hadnt been smoking for "ever"

 

uneducated stoners with a know it all attitude can be annoying as hell, but if you're the pot professional- there's always a way to discredit what the poser is saying.

I usually don't embarrass people, but it is fun to make some poser put his foot in his mouth.

 

sometimes you run into people that are so wrong, to the point where its not even worth coorrecting them. I had a guy a few years back tell me that the reason hash is hard to come by is because its made from the rootbark of a plant that grows wildly only in the amazon.
upon correcting him, his response was "how would you know, you act like you know how to make it"
i then said "Well actually i" ..... And stopped myself right there, told him to have a nice day and i walked away.

 

Yea, it gets worse with other drugs too... LSD myths are probably my favorite, next to the ecstasy ones.

 

lmfao, profesional at weed. lmfao., i know alot of people poser smokers, i hate it.