Poser Stoners

*Says the person posting on the forums*

 

when they try to act high all the time, or say they can outsmoke you. But they never ask you to smoke and you never hear anyone say they smoked with them

 

yea theres this kid at my school he talks slow and all this shit. acts like a dumb ass. and everyone believes he's high. Well i see straight thru his class clown acts. cause wheneevr i try to go smoke with him. he is always like. Yea man my weed man is out of green so maybe next week. and it seems to me that he isnt just saying this to me but is saying it to alot of my friends. But he does get weed sometimes. And he always talks shit about everyone on how he can outsmoke someone or overdose on weed. and he talks shit about other peoples weed. The stuff he gets doesnt even have trychromes.

 

Haha yeah this just happened to me with one of my friends. He talks about how he used to smoke all the time, etc. etc. Then he can't use the carb on the bowl right.
People who can't tell the difference between good and bad weed, and people who are new to smoking and admit it don't anger me, but people who act like they smoke all the time and don't make me angry. I mean, nobody should think smoking weed makes them "cool" or "hardcore" or "badass" or whatever. people who act like it makes them cool or talk about it hpw they do it all the time when they never have piss me off, but other than that, I don't really care.

 

hahahahahaha the dumbfucks that brag about being huge stoners then lay on the "ima gonna do weed tomorow or this weekend like it's gonna hit ya like a heavy dose of acid", when I lived in tennessee when I was a youngin I'd toke the cheap mexi-press every day at lunch time, sack size still followed the rule of 1 finger is a dime bag, 2 fingers for a dub, out there a dub stood for an 8th or slightly over depending on the thickness of your dealers fingers, it would come in those sandwhich baggies that you had to roll up and turn the flap in on it's self to close half decent.

the stupid wiggers thought the beaster was hella dank dro hydro, stupid fucks didn't even know what the stupid term "hydro" was short for.

why do stupid kids try to flaunt being potheads, I'm stoned all day but I dont advertise it.

 

like, duuude

 

yea advertising/bragging that your stoned.. that is total misuse of the herb.

 

I am by no means a pro in the art of smoking marijuana. That being said, I do enjoy a smoke now and then and generally everyone has a good time. The problem is that one of my friends, who I have known for 13 years, acts like a fucking child when he smokes. The first time it was funny, but now it's gotten to the point where someone has to tell him "kenny shut the f--k up" every time we smoke.

I would not say he is a poser, he just kind of is a buzz kill when we are trying to have a conversation and he is making baby noises or silly stuff like that. Anyway, this was my 2cp.

 

there is definately a difference in between people that act childish and stupid when they're stoned, and being a "poser" the person acting childish is reverting to old ways whilst the poser is just an idiot, and if they actualy toked as much reefer as they brag about they'd probubly act a lot different.

I remember early highschool the school would random search all these people but it never turned much up, i wasn't really on the weed list even though i always had a sack. turned out I was on their suicide watch list and everytime i was sent to the office it was counselors and skool peeps tryin to keep me calm and just "talk" hahahahahaha.

 

A shotgun from a bowl?

Oh, nevermind, we call it a shotty up here. (different words in different places)

 

Haha, lol! We call it either the "Choke", but I've heard the term "Shotgun" used numerous times. I've also seen kids that just aren't even funny because they are so annoying when they are high... I'm ok with the childish ones sometimes, but I CANNOT stand the really paranoid ones, even though they claim they have smoked mass sessions before...

 

i love the funny people. but maybe thats just me. and i know alot of people that have smoked a lot and stell didnt know how to use a bong,pipe.(they smoked joints or blunts.)

 

Paranoia isn't allways a sign of a newb, if you have hppd weed can often make you very anxious or paranoid.

 

lol ok so i was smoking with this kid from my new school. ive been here for 2 months and this kid comes up to me nd is liek dude i herd your like a huge stoner, first i was like wtf who are you kid then he was like dude i bet you dont even smoke that much you just wear hippy clothes to look cool and like a stoner. i was like dude im the only kid in the school taht wears these kinda clothes. i was like w/e dude you wanna smoke ill give you a chance maybe your cooler when your stoned, then all day he talks about how his shit will be the best ever and how he will take such big hits. we finaly get his shit and it was so nasty looking i was like dude you got ripped off, so i pull out my quarter sack and mine amde his look even worse, even after this he still talked shit i was like dude give it up already. he hits my bubbler and he was like this thing sucks it doesnt hit good, cuz he wasnt using the carb. i was like man i hate kids like you lol

also you ever notice how every dealer has the "best shit you ever seen"

 

was shopping for a pipe once and found a hella sick piece that I dug a whole lot but desided against it cause it didnt have a carb, the chick in the head shop tried to pull the "is good when your with people that dont understand how to use a carb" if you cant figure out a carb after a couple hits your a dumb fuck. is so simple a hole cover with finger....

 

people who brag about how much bud (or other drugs) they have done. just because you've done every type of painkiller and you smoke every night doesnt give you the right to brag and shit. also stupid posers at my school who dont know shit about anything try to act like dealers and will be like "yea im selling 20 bowls to some kid for 15 bucks" then when you ask them to hook you up with some shit they say "no way man i got so many upperclassmen waiting for this shit" when in reality not only have they smoked twice, but no one knows them and obviously they're trying to make themselves seem important. he may be a novice, but hes a poser

 

Its not the occasional smokers that present themselves as stoners or claim to be stoners that piss me off
Nor the nonsmokers that mind their own business

Its the nonsmokers that claim to smoke bud all the time or say they used to and 'quit' when its obvious they have never tried it
AND the nonsmokers that passive aggressively look down on you as if you're some low life worthless piece of shit, all stuck up
AND the nonsmokers that are uninformed and constantly nag you not to do it, as if they are right... the ones that are so sure that they'd bet their life on it, that their parents are correct and you are somehow 'tainted' having now tried weed

 

i just hate when people go on and on with their bullshit stories that arent even remotely believable. but i dont think there is anything wrong with saying "im so fucked right now" cuz when you smoke enuff blunts you will say that... anyways, the thing i hate the most is when someone volcanoes (buffalo farts) or when they dont clear their fucking hits! (specially in bongs, fuck man!)

 

lol that would make them a fool as well as a poser. to say green haze and then switch it to orange haze in the next second.. thats a fukin idiot.. lol

 

if it's a new dealer ya..but my dealer just mentions when he's picking up high grade. and he doesn't charge any extra for it either..it's just a nice plus