Poser Stoners

:O amazing man i was so hoping that they would come out with that.

 

ya but a poser is just someone thgat needs thare ass kicked for acting like us or alitel peer presure to have them make up thare minds and i git ware most of u are coming from and no a guy/kid asking QS about it is not a posser he is a guy u should smoke with and tech cuz im shure u know how it was when u statred out u didnt know crap and wanted to lern so ya a poser is a big anoyans but a guy starting out is a friend cuz a monther or two later thay most likely know ur delar if the guy chills with u or has seeked out his own and who know 4:20 is alwas around the corner

 

invite em round, let em smoke up a storm on some tea leaves or oregano or whateva, if they're acting stoned by the end of it, you know they've never smoked in their life.

we got a guy rolling around on the floor laughing his head off before we told him, cruel i know but it had to be done.

 

BTW this guy was always goin around acting like a big stoner, pretending he knew all the dealers in london by first name etc. And calling me and my mates lightweights etc,
i just thought i had to try and justify meself cos i just read my post and i sound like such a dick lol

 

I know man, I hate that too. Personally I like keeping my tolerance down just so I can get stoned off a joint or half a joint. When my tolerance gets high that means weed becomes expensive because I smoke more, so I'd rather be that guy thats done after a few tokes, lol.

 

hahahah. this is some funny shit.

 

People who smoke 2 or 3 times a month can be stoners, for me example because they might be JOBLESS and are low on money. I'm actually saving my stash so I can smoke more than 2 or 3 , but what I find annoying is when people who never smoked before get all excited about getting some and smoking it and only to chicken. Also, reason for my first sentence is because someone posted a thing about people who smoke about 2 times a month.

 

Ughh I hate that too, I used to be friends with this girl who did that, one day she'd be all "Yeah let's go smoke up!" or drink, or do whatever else. Then the next day "You shouldn't do that, it's bad for you. I don't want you to ruin your life." She was my go-between for delivering my weed to me, AND she was the one to first get it for me, but then she'd act funny like she didn't want to give my money to the dealer, she'd be all "You're doing it every week."
THEN when we were around other people that smoke, she'd talk like she knows so much about it, when really she's only smoked half a time before (she rolled it up in a piece of regular paper and attempted to smoke it, to no avail) so that doesn't even count. I heard the guy she got her's from making fun of her because he sold her a tiny bit for $10 and she was happy with it. She's never been high before, yet goes around to people that deal saying "I'm dry man, can you hook me up with some stuff?".

So yeah, flip-flopper poser stoners are even worse.

All I know is, it's gonna be a funny day when someone asks her to smoke with them and she has no idea what to do and/or totally freaks out when she actually gets high after pretending that she's such a stoner.

 

give me her number ill call her up right now and smoke with her and call her out on that

 

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude

 

hahah i hate when ppl are like "im soooooo fucked up" i agree with whoever said that.
srsly that was like me in 7th grade or some shit

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DtqNpatN0Xo

^Chappelle stand-up about smoking weed with white people.

"Dude rememeber at Frank's last week? I was fucking smashed man!"

 

Everybody here and there needs to relax you guys. It's just herb, man.

 

i hate when you smoke with them and they take these little fake hits where smoke doesnt even come out and i hate when they dont know the difference between shwag and chron i hate that!

 

yeah really this thread is tearing us apart.

 

i hate when you break out with the dro, you roll a Tru Blunt
They fucking hotbox the shit out of it cause they too desperate

...calm down its just weed son

 

I don't really care about them. I never smoke with em so i'm good.

I hate when people can be assholes to people on the forum though, just because they think they are 10x cooler with 10x the amount of posts. Does that show how cool you are on the internet or how much of that non existent life you still have left?

 

agreed, I just saw there was a new post in this thread and came to say this thread should have died long ago.

 

so much hate in this thread for example Ive read a few like this, I hate this guy cause he has a low tolerance and thinks shwagg is the shit or this guys likes to show off that he is a stoner buy drawing pot leaves on things and telling everyone that he's stoned. Who cares to each his own. Personaly I would just sit back light up and not worry so much about the way others smoking and personality habits.

 

kids who claim they'ved smoked before and they go to take a hit from a bowl and dosn't even know how to use the shotgun...