Pop rocks

I got some new shoes. It came with some of that candy. You are more than welcome to it, just as long as you finish it. There are starving children in China, or somewhere, after all.

 

wtf, you wear shoes..

conformist...

next thing you'll tell me is that you use soap, and if that's the case than please don't talk to me anymore...

 

Put your reading glasses on, old lady. I said I got some shoes. I didn't say what I did with them.

 

How did you know I wear glasses!!??!?!?!

Buying shoes is the same thing as wearing them, you might as well eat a fetus while you are at it, thanks, you just destroyed Mother Earth..

 

what if he just masturbates with shoes?

 

Masturbation is a sin and will not be tolerated....

and frieden is a tranny.. like myself...

 

I am pretty sure no matter what your naughty bits, if you are creative enough and fucked up enough, you can masturbate with a shoe.

 

I just don't understand why this is so hard for people to get.

 

Well of course... You can use everything down to an iron, walkie-talkie, scissors, a chair arm..

 

I don't know frieden, I just don't know...

 

thanks to the internet, I've seen 3/4 of those....