pooping

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Liver Steam, Jul 2, 2006.

  1. Liver Steam

    Liver Steam Member

    When I poop I do the following

    1. comtemplate life
    2. Get goose bumps
    3. have all the hairs stand up on the back and my neck
    4. call my wife
    5. admire the turd
    6. say goodbye
    7.flush
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    i call my friends in to check out the huge shit i just did
     
  3. Quite the busy pooper you are.
     
  4. Liver Steam

    Liver Steam Member

    yes, it's my daily routine.

    everyone;
    feel free to add you pooping festivities to this thread. i'd be quite pleased to read them. [​IMG]
     
  5. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    I poop like i drive and go thru life, man its all behind me now.
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    at school, we poop together - different stalls of course, but we have conversations and such
     
  7. Liver Steam

    Liver Steam Member

    interesting. I wonder if women do it too.
     
  8. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    from over hearing others in rest areas:

    Yeah did ya (ooooooooohhhhhhh) get the keys for the (errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) for the condo so (eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh) we can get (hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) in right aways (aawwwweeee) panting heavily. the clanks then the flush and the "oh shit"
     
  9. That reminds me; in Tibet and China everyone poops together whilst having a conversation.
    Imagine those squat toilets without walls in between and people just squatting and conversing all the times whilst emtying their bowels.

    Fun though, although I do prefer some sort of privacy whilst pooping.
     
  10. Liver Steam

    Liver Steam Member

    i can see this thread going far.

    celebrate poop!
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    yea, thats different. i'd get used to it after a while, but that is different alright
     
  12. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    my poop is always scared so it only comes out if it has to
     
  13. happyhippyflower

    happyhippyflower Sucker Punch

    Read the back of bottles in the cabinet.
     
  14. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    You never wiped....
     

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