pooping

When I poop I do the following

1. comtemplate life
2. Get goose bumps
3. have all the hairs stand up on the back and my neck
4. call my wife
5. admire the turd
6. say goodbye
7.flush

 

i call my friends in to check out the huge shit i just did

 

Quite the busy pooper you are.

 

yes, it's my daily routine.

everyone;
feel free to add you pooping festivities to this thread. i'd be quite pleased to read them.

 

I poop like i drive and go thru life, man its all behind me now.

 

at school, we poop together - different stalls of course, but we have conversations and such

 

interesting. I wonder if women do it too.

 

from over hearing others in rest areas:

Yeah did ya (ooooooooohhhhhhh) get the keys for the (errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) for the condo so (eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh) we can get (hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) in right aways (aawwwweeee) panting heavily. the clanks then the flush and the "oh shit"

 

That reminds me; in Tibet and China everyone poops together whilst having a conversation.
Imagine those squat toilets without walls in between and people just squatting and conversing all the times whilst emtying their bowels.

Fun though, although I do prefer some sort of privacy whilst pooping.

 

i can see this thread going far.

celebrate poop!

 

yea, thats different. i'd get used to it after a while, but that is different alright

 

my poop is always scared so it only comes out if it has to

 

Read the back of bottles in the cabinet.

 

You never wiped....