pooping is more intimate than fucking...

no shit!

(oh no, back that THAT again)

 

OMG! like the pop-up sticky note dispensers. lol... you're hysterical!

insert quarters to receive a vibrating frozen poop filled condom. i think it'll sweep the nation. can you imagine explaining that one to a kid in a rest stop bathroom?

 

i knew there was a reason i like girls better

 

It might go something like this...

"Well you see son, these here whatchamacallits just weren't around when I was a youngun. We had to do it manually, the old fashioned way... dirty sanchezes, cleveland steamers, alaskan pipelines. Now what you see here is progress. So appreciate it. Yeah that's right.. take pride in it. This is the way of the future. No, don't look away. Hey.. don't you make that face at me mister. Wait! Come back!! Where are you going???"

 

... just wait til you taste it... you don't konw what you're missin! *sigh* kids these days. *chomp*

 

i'll poop whereever i want to poop

 

No man. If i am comfortable enough with someone to have sex with them, I am definitely comfortable enough to poop in their house.

 

i don't usually have to go after sex but if i did i'd probably wait anyways

 

i really couldn't bring myself to do it.
i will probably never get married for this reason alone.

 

I remember in college my roommates and I would always know when somebody was coming back from a date because as soon as they got in the door there'd be an epic ass explosion. I remember ending dates early because I had to fart so bad I was in physical pain. And then one time I was making out with a girl and she was laying on top of me and her weight squeaked one out... awkward. It was sort of the beginning of my reevaluation of my body functions and my love interests.