pooping is more intimate than fucking...

poop piss shit vomit.. who cares..
just get kinky and shit in her purse..

 

hmmm... where did I put my keys... oh snap!

 

it's a POOPsicle!!!!!

 

how will she distinguish it from all the other shit in there??

 

remind me not to carry your purse. :leaving:

 

nah, purses are overrated. you need a manbag. we can put the alaskan pipeline in there.

 

can we put a man in there?? to take along in case we want a treat later

 

only parts of me are small enough to fit into your purse.

 

This thread made me puke my guts out,thanks guys...

 

you can't carry alaskan pipelines in a manbag, they will melt

i thought everyone knew that

 

you could always shove it up your cooch for a makeshift alabama hot pocket! :cheers2:

 

ahahaha!!

ahem.. that's a good problem to have.

 

that's why you put it in a cooler pack first, of course. it's the perfect travel dildo. just dispose of it when you're done, and no need to clean it or repack it... just dispose, and start a new one.

 

I could wear your purse like undies... oh you're ready now? hang on... *zip, thump*

 

fix ur link n00b

 

what? another one? an alabama hot pocket??

I never thought I'd say this but... damn, maybe I'm vanilla after all!

 

quit stroking your.... um.... ego?

it definitely doesn't go *thump*

 

these people make vanilla seem oh so delicious.

 

I wish they came in a nice travel size container, like popup kleenex.

 

doh, I was multi linking... *edit* link is fixed

and would *zip, boi yoing!* be more appropriate? or if you got on your knees... *zip, thwap!*