pooping is more intimate than fucking...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by jrnyman, Jan 23, 2009.

  1. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

    what?! so you just fucked somebody... perhaps you stay the night and you have the dump from 'nam on deck. do you unload at their bathroom or cut out and suffer all the way home?
     
  2. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    why shit at your house when you can shit at theirs??

    besides, if I can't be totally au naturale with someone then I don't wanna be with em.
     
  3. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

    thank you! I don't get how you can swap body fluids but can't stink up the bathroom. my roommate and I were discussing this morning. and had divergent viewpoints.
     
  4. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    i don't let it get to the point where i have to suffer. if it's an emergency situation (like i'm in serious pain) i'll dump in their bathroom.

    but as a general rule, i don't poop at a lover's house until well into a relationship. someone i'm just fucking? oh hell no. a friend with benefits who also functions as a best friend? yes.

    it's all about how comfortable i feel around them. and sometimes it takes me a while to warm up. just how i work i guess.
     
  5. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

    I guess cleveland steamers come later eh? :eek:
     
  6. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy


    because body fluids are sexy, and poop is not. unless you're into scat, but that's another matter.

    for me, i need a period of blindness... where i just pretend that no one poops or farts or gets gross... and then we can settle into being comfortable enough to poop. it's just not exciting to me to start out that way.
     
  7. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

    I wonder if it's different with dykes though?
     
  8. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    my thoughts exactly.

    I used to be totally self conscious about stuff like that when I was younger, but I've changed alot.
     
  9. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    i didn't vote, because none of those choices really fits for me. it all depends on the situation.
     
  10. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

    should I rework the poll?
     
  11. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    omg... what's that??

    (I feel all innocent and virginal all of a sudden)
     
  12. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    E. light an incense
     
  13. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

    haha

    i thought this thread was about pooping in the same room.

    anyway, my standards are basically the same as isis's. if i was going to leave anyway, i will wait till i get back, unless i'm just dying. if i was planning on staying, i'll probably say something like... sex was great, gotta shit. and when i come out, if it was a bit stinky: got any air freshener? i think a small animal died in my intestines.

    i'm just classy like that.
     
  14. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

    get ready for nasty...

    when you take a dump on someone's chest and then titty fuck them. :ack2:

    *edit* cleveland steamer definition

    *edit* wiktionary def

    A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steam roller.
     
  15. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

    look up steveland cleamer on urban dictionary ;)

    edit: wow, it really caught on. but we were the original. vote it up :D
     
  16. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    see, exactly. if i like someone enough to stick around and stay the night, i'll probably shit and try to laugh about it if it's stinky (it usually is :blush5: )

    but if i don't really like someone all that much, and i'm just fucking because they're hot and they wanna fuck me, well then. no pooping. poop involves trust, man. :D
     
  17. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    now i've heard everything
     
  18. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

    yeah the titty fuck one is called a chili dog I think. *shudder* there's kinky and then there's scat.
     
  19. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

    haha "i slept with that isis chick, MAN she takes a rowdy shit"
     
  20. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    and then there's my ass. :eek:

    (tim, you really should learn to consider my poop stink a good thing. it means i trust you enough to shit around you. :D )
     

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