The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Thier weekend assignment was to sell something,then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30" she said.. proudly "My sales approach was to appeal to the customers civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny" said the teacher.. Eventually,it was Little Johnnys turn. The teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.. "$2,467" he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher,"What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes" said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand,I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey,this tastes like dog shit" Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?" "I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty that they say is good,and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
The Democrats and Republicans had a football game this past weekend. After three quarters the score was still nothing to nothing. Two minutes after the fourth quarter started, a train went by and blew its whistle. The Democrats were so dumb, they thought it was the end of the game, so they walked off the field. Four plays later the Republicans scored a touchdown.
