Police

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by experimenting youth, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    you know, that quote is a dry insult to the human race, right?
     
  2. experimenting youth

    experimenting youth Member

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    That isn't an insult to you me or anyone else, it doesn't even say anything about us except for how animals look at us that is truth!
     
  3. ripple

    ripple Member

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    Winston Churchill has some cracking quotes


    [ Insults between Churchill & Besse Bradock MP ]
    "Sir, you are drunk."
    "Indeed, Madam, and you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober."


    [ Insults between Lady Astor & Churchill ]
    "Sir, if I were married to you, I would serve you posion in your wine."
    "Madam, if I were married to you, I would drink it."


    [On the subject of Italy allying with Nazi Germany]
    "It's only fair. We had to have them in the last war."
     
  4. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    no, it's much deeper than that.
     
  5. shirley

    shirley Member

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    All the police i've met seemed quite jolly, but then again i've only ever talked to them for directions.

    When i was a baby though, my dad phoned my grandparents and threatened to kill my mom, kidnap me and take me to america and burn down my gramps house. So we told the police and they went over to his house. My dad answered the door, said there was no one living in that house under that name, and the police buggered off. Happened twice!
     
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