police liners...

haha... Few times I've been pulled over I heard.

"Nice car for a teenager, how did you pay for it." "My mom paid for it sir"

"Do you mind if we search your car?" "I do not consent to a search officer"
"Well then we can get the k9" "Go ahead officer."

Detective gets me out of class at school and says "We know it was you that..... did this. I said no detective Harvastate (yes I know him by name) I was at the movies at that time. "dont lie and I'll work a deal with you." How about I tell the truth and tell you I didn't do anything and if you have anymore questions you can give me physical evidense or talk to my lawyer.

 

I got a good once, once when we were being padded down by the police, I like to wear tight pants and the cop said to me "Jeez kid the 70's are over, update your pants" He was a chill cop.

 

Cops search everyone at a shopping center that we have been hanging out for while, at least 2 years, no problem. Someone called and complained about us hanging out because it looked suspicious, but i live in Prunedale and there is nothing do here. Anyways one of the cops claimed a friend of ours was on the influence of cocaine. His reason was and quote were,

"hey, come over here." (looks at his eyes and takes pulse.) Your pupils are dilated, and your heart is beatin pretty fast there." (calls over 2 other officers) "Look what we got here, Cocaine baby! whoooo hooo" (then high fives other cops, and arrests our friend.)

Misconduct? and we know he was not on anything because he would have told us, and my heart would be beating faster than normal if i was being searched and what not.

They take all of our license plate numbers and license numbers or whatever, and tell us that we can't come up here anymore... to bad its Prunedale, we still hang out to this day.

ps. I don't know how to tell if your on coke I was just quoting.

 

Best one:
"wheres the weed at boys??"

 

hahahaha, yeayea. I had to jump in once while my friend was driving and make sure he didn't consent to a search when we got pulled over. Most people really don't know their rights.

What could you have done if they did actually get the k9 though? Or could they have not detained you for that long?

 

well my friends and i were at my friends apartment in the stairwell taking e and smoking cigs when two pigs come in just as my friend parachutes the lst of the evidence.

they ask what were up to and we say we're just smoking cigs and then they search my two friends and pat me down, they didnt find my bud surprisingly, but they found my friends bag and dumped it, and they found a resinated wire that was used to clean out my bat and they were like "what, you smoke crack?" and my freind just had a wtf look on his face

 

The Absolute Most Retarded Would Be:

"You Think This Is Funny? You Take That Smile Of Your Face Before i take You To Jail"

I Wasnt Smiling. He Persisted To Tell Me i Was. I Persisited To tell Him i Wasnt.

 

"you're eyes look pretty red son, have you been smoking a sneaky spliff?"
i burst out laughing in his face haha.

 

ahahahahha, he called You son??
And I think I might start calling my joints "sneaky spliffs" :spliff:

 

"You better not run or your gonna get tazed."

he lectrued us in the middle of the street for like 2 hours. calling us "fucking orangutans."

he puts us in the back of his car. When he leaves to get check on something he says "Dont break my window to get out." He left the car unlocked lol. dumbass.

 

i was at a football game the other day with some buds, later on we smoked a couple cigs but at this point we were all good to go and my bud walked behind the building and a cop stops him and goes "son, you realize 99% of all teens who go backt here have smokes or dope?" fucking dumbass cops, we left and came back past them and talked loudly about smoking crack just to fuck with them.