police liners...

we were "sitting" "over" our bikes downtown talking to some girls and a cop said from his car "GET OFF THOSE BIKES"

and so we we did and said "yes sir officer" then we started talking to the girls again and the stupid pig turns to me and says "Got anything else to say?!!"
like a total deuche

 

(Skating by police in the middle of the night, they shine light in my eyes) "Learn to drive HEHEHEHHEHE"

"So, where did you get your drugs?"

"Why are your eyes so red?"- pig, "Becuase, I'm fuckign blazed, how bout you?"

 

"You better tell us if you have anything on you because we can get the K9 unit out here!


So I said "go ahead, id like to speak to your commanding officer". He got mad and told me "I never want to see you here again" so I told him "then I suggest you close your eyes the next time your here".

Its fun dealing with pigs when you dont have anything on you.atriot:

 

"help me to help you","I'm the only friend you've got right now"
Mouth shut+illeagl search=I beat the charge
Remember just cause you got popped with pounds doesn't mean the game's over, when they bring you to the room and start with the questions the only answer you know is the name of your lawyer.

 

Cop pulls my brother and i over after hot boxing like 3 blunts.
"You kids smoking weed in here. u know thats illegal." us, "No sir i had a ciggarette but thats all." cop, "Well ok then be safe." and he walks off. How stupid can u be smoke litterally was pouring out of the windows when we first got pulled over. damn.

 

Maybe he didn't want to deal with you guys, but he wanted you to stop smoking. He could have just tried to scare you with a close call.

 

Maybe it was you guys who were stupid to let the car fill so thick with pot smoke that a cop pulled you over.

 

"what are you a lawyer? i dont need this shit how'd you like to get charged for possesion of alcohol"

(he said he was going to cahrge me for alcohol when it was sealed and in my trunk. Legally you're allowed to and my friend brought up that point and get got pissed)

 

HAHA

 

one time i got caught stealing and the cop goes

"so i guess you have something in your pockets that you shouldn't have, huh?"

i know its not funny but damn cops point out the obvious alot

 

dont hate. lol

 

From my cousin:


Pulled over in Kansas with an Alabama tag, transporting 3lbs of Funk Nuggs from Cali., cop calls for backup, his friend gets there they laugh, then cop #1 say "Get outta my fuckin state!" LMAO, great stuff, I bet they were happy, but my cousin wasn't (except not getting arrested)

 

"Got any gear in there?"
"Is that a marijuana cigarette?"

 

a cop pulled my friend and me over before for speeding and he's like
"so where are you going in a hurry?"
"to the mall"
"oh, it's only 12 in the afternoon, i don't think the mall closes anytime soon"

what a dick.

 

Lol, I hear ya! Once cops pulled up to us (2 cars) and we thew our shit down. Then the cops started laughing and said "Have you guys seen any bad guys around?"... someone: "No officer, haven't seen any."... cop: "You sure?"... Somone: "yes."... cop: "Alright then, call us if you seen any bad guys, eh?"... Someone: "Yes, we will"... They laughed lol...

An other one a cop asked me was: "Well, when people turn on the music, some people feel it's right to pull out certain things.... Certain bad things..."

Haha, they should shut up with the corny weed lines, really, it pisses me off lol!

 

hahahahaha

I got pulled over w/ my friend and i was in the passenger seat and he asked me to open up the glove box. So I was like "No officer, Im not consenting to any kind of search". He got pretty pissed about that, but couldn't do anything.

Another time I was sitting on a bench and a cop pulls up and is like, "why am I here"?
Me : "Because Im a teenager wearing a kurta and red sunglasses"
Cop: "You have a real problem with society son"
Me: "you have a real problem with humanity officer"

From there is was just some bullshit ramble, 30 second in I just asked if I was being detained or if I could go. Turns out I wasn't being detained, but according to him I couldn't go. What bullshit, I was just like "mhmm" and walked away.

It is fun bothering police when you don't have anything on you

 

When I got arrested, (I own a subaru wrx with the title under my name,) cops were watching my dealer and then they finally caught up to me on the freeway, they pulled me over for not switching lanes while using a signal (complete bullshit). Here comes the cheasy line...

"Nice car, did you afford it all by yourself, or did your buddies help you out?"

 

Damn man, nice car.

 

I had a cop bust me as hard as possible for smoking in my car. So we're at the police station and he's taking prints and putting all my shit in evidence. He goes on to comment about how the weed I had left was crap and how pot is dangerous and drinking is ok and fun. They're so brainwashed.

 

ha when i got rolled the cop had never seen purple buds b4 he was like
"yes sir they have marijuana and its PURPLE sir" lmao ROKIE boy still learning
the second time i got rolled was at mt dealrs pad and the fckn cops rolled in 2 of them and grabed the blunt we were smoking on and strtd hittin it and passed it to his partner and then they put it out the strted there shit with us