Police Kill Naked Man Eating Another Naked Man's Face

Discussion in 'Latest Hip News Stories' started by skip, May 27, 2012.

  1. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    were both parties naked, or just the face eater guy?
     
  2. ChrissySunshine

    ChrissySunshine like disco lemonade

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    The meal didnt try to run? I would have. Shit.
     
  3. Pink_Panther

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  4. Shale

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    I'm waiting for the local news tonight to see if they know anything more. As the Herald foto shows, the guy appears to be black.

    We are having the love/hate Urban Beach Week on Miami Beach right now (Love ur money - hate the hip hop attitude). So the question still. is this a local black guy or was he here with the hip hop bunch and took some substance to turn him into a zombie?

    Where this took place there are always homeless ppl living under that overpass, but didn't know there were zombies under there. Hopefully will find out more this evening.


    From the security video it appeared that both were naked. The motionless one presumed to be dead and the guy whose legs were moving presumed to be the meal, neither had on clothes.
     
  5. Aerianne

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    This is from the Herald video. It would be hard for me to pick an ethnicity.
     
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    Google car is coming, quick, do something crazy...
     
  7. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    This is the part that concerns me the most.
    :leaving:
     
  8. King_James

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    Sweet Resident Evil: Miami I can't wait for it's release
     
  9. felix4life

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    TS, you tend to post the most disturbing news.
     
  10. Justin_Hale

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    I hope they thought to lock the door at the morgue. Just in case the guy gets up and starts gnawing on more people.

    Florida is the place I would of guessed the Zombie Apocalypse might start, after all.

    /just sayin..
     
  11. GardenGuy

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    If a man thinks he is a zombie and starts eating living humans, then he is a zombie!
    We have treated zombies as a Haitian folk tale, but dang! Maybe we were too quick to dismiss what these folks were telling us.
     
  12. OneLifeForm

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    Wait a minute.. so you're telling me that all of you don't do this too?
     
  13. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Fancy Feast ain't as cheap as it use to be... folks are turning to other sources of food in this never ending recession
     
  14. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    So this is how the zombie apocalypse starts? With bad acid? . . . Yet another very compelling reason to legalize and regulate the production/manufacture of recreational drugs.
     
  15. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    From what I've read and seen there is a new drug that has spread thru the ghettos of South America that actually turns ppl into zombie-like creatures. But those zombies aren't going to be eating anyone as they are extremely passive. More likely they'll be eaten as happened here.

    Maybe if you mix the zombie drug with cannabis you get the zombie munchies and can't stop eating people...esp. other zombies.

    Beware the Zombie Munchies!

     
  16. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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    Leave a case of A-1 steak sauce in the morgue fridge and there's likely won't be any problem. A-1 makes cold cuts taste good under any circumstance....
     
  17. mikek1005

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    well.. i tripped a bit.. but never ate anyones face, that im aware of!
     
  18. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    Somehow this inspires me to keep living in Europe...
     
  19. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Just wait! First it will be the Greeks, eating each other, accompanied by some Retsina. Then it will be the Spaniards turn, with each victim poached in Sherry. Then the Italians who will serve up their human entrees with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

    Then the French will get their turn, with Nouvelle Homme Haute Cuisine, turning it into gourmet fare.

    So yeah, at least in Europe your Zombie culinary choices will be more refined.

    Now I wanna see those Extreme Cuisine TV personalities tackle Zombie Brains!
     
  20. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    Well, right now I live in Poland, and Poles don't have the slightest clue as to how to cook anything-so maybe I'm safe here ;) (from having my face eaten, that is)-however, Poles are expert pickpockets, so watch your wallet!
     

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