Rake my cake, Inside your lake. The lava turns, The water burns. Give out your feet, For feathers' need. Discuss, dissect. Protect, erect. My phallus, My phallus, Unshaken, unclean. My phallus My phallus, Erect, obscene Watch it grow Watch it splunge Like a volcano growing mighty Following the tectonic rash Unjuke my cuke, Unfaze my gaze Pretend that my cock, Is a shift stick in your truck And ride away On that phallangal chase. My phallus My phallus My phallus Is ace.
Unbeknownst to me, I had to go pee. I went outside, With nowhere to hide. A hobo's life ain't easy And his dick is cheesy So I scrapped off my scrot, And took a long shot. I squeezed and I pulled And I even misruled That my penis was mighty That it wasn't all faulty. But I couldn't go. My cock said oh no So I turned off in shame And zipped up my pant frame Went down to the park Fell asleep after dark Woke up on a bench With my cock in rage So I tried to pee, But the pee wasn't freed So I took out a knife Sharp as a New York wife And I cut off my cock And threw it into the bed of a parked truck Which drove it away And dumped it in Utah.
The cockroach, The cockroach, Can no longer walk Because he's out of Because he's out of Rape and pussy shit and cock. Thank you, To the Mariachi band That raped me in prison. They have Mariachi bands in prison. When the entire band was caught transporting Cocaine from Mexico to Texas and they all got incarcerated Together on equal 10 year sentences. So they play Mariachi music In the mostly Hispanic prison And sometimes they also rape But only if you have crossed them And I, unfortunately, have You see, I was walking down the hall one time Needing dick, feeling funny And I heard that sweet Mariachi music So I came up to them and was all like Hey man, what's in dat shit man? Whatcha smoking to get dat good man? And I grabbed his junk, The big guy with the mustache and the Oversized guitar and he said No mames puto But I did mames And he made me his puto And now I walk funny But I will always love Mariachi music. You could say it has penetrated me deeply. The end, amigo.
May daughter once told me Before I abandoned the family, you know Daddy, I want to be just like you And I told that little bitch That she should know better Her daddy's a slut. Sluts it out, sluts it in, sluts it out. Spreads his buttcheeks for the assclows Goes down that alley and sticks it in real good Don't be like daddy girl Daddy is a princess, the wrong kind The dark kind who puts on black makeup and goes Dancing with the midnight queers And now you've got daddy mad And he has to do something stupid, Something to make it all alright Come up to daddy baby, Let me smell you Oh no, it's ok Come closer. Put your hand here. No, not there, here. Hand it to me. Open it. Yes, give it to me. I love dat pizza.
I like to scratch my butt And then sniff my finger To see if my butt smells bad Or if my fingers smells like poop For some other reason.
