plugged dirt = actual mudbutt

I'll mud your butt to the point of sphincter syndrome.

 

Be careful you don't cause a colon catastrophe

 

I have done combos with the largest being 2 shovels of dirt and 4 grams of Dandelions, but I wouldn't recommend it until you are more experienced

Also be very careful to avoid Anal Aneurysms

 

we could always very quickly plug some hand sanitizer right after..
clean it out and get drunk at the same time :

well i have plugged dirt with lots of worms about a total of three times but i didn't get very man effects so since i haven't actually had a mudbutt trip to full potential i think i will wait on the combos and get some more experience in.. what do you think about combining it with the hand sanitizer to clean it out and get a little drunk too?


Have you ever had a mudbutt anal aneurysm? what can i do to prevent them?

 

This thread is so fucking arousing ..

 

You guys still do raw dirt by the shovel? Haven't you heard of the GOATSE extraction method?

 

you should tell me more about that extraction method..
does it make the trip more intense?

 

Again, I wouldn't recommend combos for inexperienced users.

I personally have never had an Anal Aneurysm but I know of people who have. It's not a pleasant experience. To prevent it just take your time and dose slowly, don't shovel it all in at once.

 

I have dosed from 1 1/4 - 2 shovels. I found the lower doses slightly reminiscent of jenkem, especially in regards to olfactory effects but the higher doses were definitely a different experience. I have yet to venture into heroic doses of mudbutt.

 

Is mudbutt preferred over swamp ass these days?

 

Once I took a whole bucket of dirt at once. If you're careful not to overdo the rectum procedure and let it run too far, which could lead to anal aneurysm anyway. Best way to mudbutt is a combo imo, who cares about sphincter syndrome anyway

 

ohh ok have you tried the hand sanitizer?
mudbutt can be kind of messy... how do you prevent from making such a big mess? i definatly will be sure to put it in slowly

can youo tell me about those experienves in comparison?
Do you ever plan on venturing into a heroic dose of mudbutt?

you tell me about swamp ass

a whole bucket? now thats a heroic dose....
have you ever had sphincter syndrome?
how do you prevent it from running too far?
tell me about your combo.. what did you use and how much?

 

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Dirt.

 

I have tried it with hand sanitizer and I found it diminished the effects of the dirt personally. Regarding the mess, I find it's just part of the trip. Simiilar to purging on mescaline or ayahuasca

 

ohhh ok then..


bump for acquiring 4 shovels full of dirt..

 

Wait... you guys are serious? I was just making stuff up to fit in to the thread.

 

of course we are..
you should try it sometime.
With a especially heroic dose you trip pretty hard... :sunny:

 

Mudbutt is easily one of my favorite experiences. It's difficult but very rewarding

 

^^ yep yep....

Ok so as i have posted before i have aquired a good bit of mudd...

I was having trouble deciding on a dose.. weather to do a combo or not.
I decided since i am not so experienced i will not combo it and i decided on 1.5 shovels of dirt with no worms.. So i spent my morning de-worming my mudd. Boy did it take such a long time.. I then decided to dose 12:00 PM.

I heard its best to dose without a full stomach so i didn't eat anything this morning but a little bit of toast.. It was kind of messy so much mudd but i managed to not get it exactly everywhere.. You have to dose it slowly over a period of time. Little bit of mudd after the other.. Gotta let it just make its way in before you start plugging more.. It is very time consuming and if not done right messy but it is worth every second!!

So its around 1PM and i started to feeling effects.. my head started to feel a little funny and i started listening to some of the doors. That was very nice. I would recomend listening to the doors after dosing up some mudbutt. So i just sat listening to that for a while. I got a kind of giddy and happy feeling. Thats the only way i can describe it. I started feeling it a bit more so i decided to take a shower.

2 PM: I spent a while in the shower.. The warm water just felt so amazing. Going down my back and when i washed my hair, washed my body with my pouf everything just felt so amazing. I prolly spent about a good 30 minutes in the shower. Time just flew on by. So i got out and got dressed and decided that a walk out in the sun would be nice. Its really hot out so i dressed in some very light clothing. A sundress and my feet were bare.
So i go on outside and i notice the big oak tree outside looked pretty interesting while on mudd butt.. I decided to sit on the swing and sip on a little bit of water for a while.. and watch the tree and think about it. I was thinking about how big and pretty the huge oak tree really is. I was thinking about how long it must have been there and what its like to be a tree.. Just in one spot. I was thinking about how i couldnt imagine just being in one spot my whole life but also being able to be a home to many animals such as birds and bugs. Some very interesting thoughts.. Then i still sat for a while and i was looking at some of my little brothers toys and i was reflecting on being a kid again. How wonderful and care free it is to be a little one. So then i decide to get back up and start on my walk... Well theres this field on the other side i decided to go look at it and lost interest. Theres this nice quiet neighborhood a few blocks with some nice things to see.. There are trees, cows, horses, kitties and it was very pleasant to walk through.

3 PM: So i return home maybe about 15 after 3... I was kind of tired.. I find walking on mudd butt can be kind of tiring and its very hot outside so i had a little bit of water but not too much. You don't want to drink too much water when you are on mudd butt.. and i decided to sit in some air condition and listen to some music.. Look at the forums. Scrollikng up and down on the forums can be kind of odd looking with the different colors and designs. I was listening to quite a bit of shpongle and had a lot of music enhancement. It was very nice...

4 PM: So i decide my body feels a little sticky from the heat and decide to take another shower... I was only in there for about 15 minutes though to bathe up get the sweat off of me and make my hair feel nice. I got out and decided to play some Mario Kart on the Wiii and i played that for a while. It eventually got a tad bit over whelming but there were a lot of color enhancement and it was quite fun. I would have been a lot more fun if i had someone to join me playing the game.

5PM: I start to come down from my mudd butt trip.. so i was just chilling around the house and i listened to some music. Mudd butt definatly has some music enhancement.. I had a lot of really nice visuals and i had some nice thoughts about nature when i was outside. Kind of tiring to go on walks while your on mudd butt. The trip itself can take a lot out of you so i would suggest you make sure you are well rested before dosing.

I would rate this trip a 8/10.. It is very wonderful. It makes your whole body just feel good. You can have a very introspective trip. I would say that i had a lot of racing thoughts.. Sometimes i would be thinking about one thing then the next second another and then something else. I also had some body temperature fluctuations but they were manageable. I did love the visuals, color and music enhancement.

If you have any questions please feel free to ask. I would recomend anyone that wants a good, worthwhile trip to dose some mudd butt.

 

So wait.. people plug dirt? Doesnt that... Feel weird?