Please Murder Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw

 

Two prisoners are facing the firing squad.


The first is asked, "What is your final request?"

first prisoner: I want to hear the tune 'On The Floor' by IceJJFish.


The second prisoner is asked what is his last request.

second prisoner: Shoot me first!

 

for real? ok Russian roulette.. im going first.. ygg you put that in my head...

 

"This gave my ear cancer." - Youtube comment

 

Now I know where I've been going wrong all these years with the ladies.

 

At least he didn't embarrass himself by auditioning live on TV for America's Got Talent.

 

WTF was I just listening to...