please kill me

come on mojo


just admit ur a fag and lets get this cherry poppin over with

 

Painful dick sucks. Mine feels great.

 

i think i like adian's offer the best

i realized after i said that that you were 18 now
they grow up so fast...

i don't really have any preference as to how i die
i really don't want to have to go to work

 

how would you know?

 

if going to work = getting drunk, I don't see why you're complaining.....

I wish I had a job right now. that would give me money and alcohol

 

i'm complaining cause i feel like shit and don't want to get drunk

 

no witty response?





you bore me


and unfortunately you aren't boring my asshole with your cock

 

Please, this bad boy knows how to get the job done, and isn't afraid to put in a little overtime. :biggrin:

 

Broken link.

Sorry about the delay, babycakes.

 

Well, you could always masturbate yourself into that happy place, rather than drink.

Drinking is only fun when you want to do it, but wanking never fails.

 

when will you learn that I can't accept your continual fails?

 

when the virgin gets skewered by ganja can someone please film it for me?

 

i'll think of you and waterfalls :cheers2:

 

wellllllll hopefully work will be extremely slow so you can get cut early and sent home :cheers2:

 

water falls when you think of me.

 

most major news channels will be there

 

like recording during the act, so we get full frontal nudity and penatration and everything? or just afterwards when alls the public sees is the messy aftermath?

 

Not to the death! To the pain!! (From Princess Bride)


Westley: "To the pain," means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.

Prince Humperdinck: And, then my tongue I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time; a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right . . .

Prince Humperdinck: And, then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it.

Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.

 

Haha, I thought to myself "this seems to be a thread for Ganja"