Please, I really need to talk to someone about this. Anyone here?

Anyone?

 

what?

 

who?

 

My girlfriend has been asking me to do things to and with her that I'm not comfortable with and she's on her way over, I need to know what to do.

She wants me to punch her in the face when I cum and scream "I'm the coconut man" which freaks me out a little.

She wants to bring my Labrador into the bedroom as she says he always looks at her with a twinkle in his eye.

Is she perverted or is this normal?

 

no. it's not noraml. your girlfriend is a nympho.

 

Thing is I really love her. She know I sleep around and says she's happy with that. She even said she'd like to join me one of the tarts I sleep with as long as she could lap my love juice directly from her afterwards. Those are her words not mine.

We're due to be married early next year but her Mother is against it as we used to date and she still wants me for herself.

 

Buddy if I were you, I would do it. You will never get that request again in a million years... "I'm the coconut man"

I can't stop laughing

 

I wonder what the significance of "I'm the coconut man" is.

 

I know, it was different when I used to date her Mum. He Mum was quiet and used to love having a ball gag, I think that's what it's called, in her mouth while we made love.

Also she never wanted to get involved with my dog.

 

she sounds like a dity bitch why is everyone wrapping that fact in cotton?

 

Her or her Mum? They once wanted a three way but I said no because it wasn't with me.

It was with some bloke from Essex called Jordi.

We almost broke up over that.

 

ive heard of these stories before is this Jordi a fat fooker? who also smells of piss

 

I never met him. I think they're attracted to him because of his money. He owns a really thriving business with his family.

 

is it a cock>>ear pron empire i heard the likes of

 

Oh my.

 

$20 says you're not a real poster.

 

Only $20? haha.... I can smell the bullshit from here.

 

I'm surprised he hasn't posted a link to bigsister.net yet.

 

What's a "real" poster? Am I being accused of being some sort of machine generated piss take?

 

naa they think you are taking the piss basically, and im sorry but it does sound a bit like that, if you are taking the piss its amusing to say the least, if its real and your not comfortable with what she wants you to do, dont do it. the fact that she weants you to shout out im a coconut man or sumthing is a bit wierd. but some people like wierd stuff.

the dog thing, maybe she just wants someone or something to watch the little porn show type thing. but all you can do is talk to her about it, if its that bad dumb her!!!!!!!