Please Help! Is This Gay? I Took A Strapon Dildo Up The Ass.

I am not sure where to turn. Please see below and let me know if this is gay? My friends online and IRL have turned on me including my best friend Nigel.



1)The night consisted of her coming over.
2)We talked for about 10 minutes
3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.


That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig.

She was here and gone within 45 minutes total.

 

What made you want to get fucked with a strap on? Did you enjoy it?

 

Yeah? Not sure what the issue is. She didn't turn you on...You tried something different. You'll never know if you enjoy something or not unless you try. The opportunity presented itself and you tried it. You're not the first, nor are you the last.
If your friends who you confided in have an issue with that, they are not what I would call true friends.
Let me get this right, you had sex (any kind of sex) with a girl and someone is saying it's gay?
How about we keep this simple, sex with a girl can not be gay...Just as sex with yourself can not be gay.

 

well, sex with the girl was apparently a huge turnoff to him...

 

Do I think penetration by dildo is gay? No. Do I think it is sick, sad and pathetic that you fucked a person to whom you were not attracted? I might.

 

I have had my prostate probed before and it was great.
My friend Viper was fingered by this chick and turned me onto it.

Ever try it? (no homo)

 

Thanks Bro. I was between tricks and thought i would try it.
Didn't know the guilt and peer pressure backlash, would be so crazy.

 

Come on homey- she's on her way to look like Precious.
Never done anything with a guy before.

I'm gonna nail my boy Ipad's sister next weekend.

 

hey mocha - weve all been there and done that.
I gotz to get laid once in awhile!
You never did it with someone your not into during a namor like drought?

 

No. That's what masturbation is for.

 

My trolldar is going nuts

Why do you have a pic of the Unabomber as your avatar?

 

If you were penetrated by a woman with a strapon - definitely NOT gay. Join the millions of hetero men who enjoy that activity with their wives and Gf's.

Your attitude to the woman - bordering on neanderthal - but that may be giving neanderthals a bad name!

It would be interesting for her to record her list after your "night." I wonder if her No.3 would have been "His body was horrible?"

 

are you gay if taking a shit makes you smile?

 

Hmm....I'm going over this....going to fuck someone who I'm not attracted to, can't keep it up.....but maybe we can turn this ship around if I let her bang me with a strap-on? Does not compute.

 

I'm not sure if you're gay or not, but I'm very confident that you're retarded.

 

Nope - I was on one of the biggest posters on one of the busiest sites around.
shared I got my hole blasted and my e-credibility and e- friends turned.
just wanted to get other people's opinion.

unabomber just sez I'm crazy, not that I condone that idiot's actions.

In your opin am I gay and have you ever got plowed by chick w strap on?

 

i will be using that line going forward. thanks for the laugh.
think i'm retarded, my boy swayze's hole has been stuffed more times than turkeys on thanksgiving...
BTW - Happy thanksgiving in advance.

 

figured it couldn't get worse - may as well get a prostate workout.
try it and let me know.

 

Please sir. Serious replies only.
TIA

 

That is correct. I never claimed to be Scott Baio.
MILLIONS? Do you have a source for this?