Places To Publically Masterbate

I've been thinking about the idea of jerking off in public but I don't mean in the mall or anything like that I mean out in the wilderness where absolutely no one will see me does anyone have any ideas for a place like this within 30min of Richmond, Virginia. Also if possible make it a beautiful place

 

Shit...how much wilderness do you need? There is never ending woods just north of Richmond. There is lots of places along the rivers in Beaverdamn that are out of sight but still close to civilization.
Do you really think it will be anything better to do it out in the woods rather than in your home?

 

Are you familiar with Google Maps?

 

if i tel you where my whack off woods are there would be 2 of us rubbing one out in the same forest...that would be weird

 

On a knee-high sandbar about a quarter mile out at the beach!

 

I feel like a boat on a lake is a good option for this

 

If you're in Houston I'd stay away from Memorial Park...

http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/bellaire/article/Cops-crack-down-on-public-sex-at-Memorial-Park-11719122.php

 

And I thought motorboating was something else entirely...

 

I've never masturbated there, but I have had sex on the roof of an ex-friend of mine's house. Anyway...

 

I've got a pic of Willie Nelson smoking a joint on top of the White House. I think that would be a good place to "rub one off", on the roof of the White House.

 

Are you speaking from experience Kerri?

Please do share.

 

Lol - we have had a family lake house for many many years, and yes I've had sex on a boat a number of times. I don't recall masturbating on it though. I was just thinking you'd get that being outdoors sensation in a pretty open feelin environment but still have a little privacy ;-)

 

I'll grab my bathing suit now, put it on, and, meet you at the dock pronto!

 

I like the feeling that you're keeping a quiet eye on things, Kerri, and just keeping things on an even keel with the occasional discerning comment. I totally agree . . . jerking off in a boat or courting a young lady in a boat without rocking it too much are things that one has tried and liked.

(just heading to the microwave to see if my wild Pacific salmon and dill with rice and green peas is cool enough to wolf down)

GULP!

 

You give me too much credit. And you reheated fish in the microwave????

 

I nuked it from frozen - it's like those meals on wheels dishes - meals that are cooked, then frozen and woken back up in the micro

Well, part of my credit is teasing but you do have a very pleasant and balanced approach to posting - can't be denied

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

you're right, he fits right in here.

 

Not sure this qualifies as "public" but I like to jerk off on my front porch. I get up early (5am) and like to sit in my rocking chair and wank off to start the day

 

Ha-ha, sex in a boat? Actually did it in a canoe, yes on open water, not the living room floor. How? Very carefully. OK, OK, lying down in opposite directions, to fit the narrow space, and doing gentle, non-jiggly mutual hand jobs.Not standing up, like the old story, but still a hilarious wild idea at the time. I wasn't always an old..ferret.