Places not to have sex. Lol

In a cactus plantation.

 

I work for a pharmaceutical manufacturer. Evidently, two of my (former) coworkers didn't know that, although you have to gown up, wear booties, gogglles, face mask etc to go into the manufacturing suites, and there's often nobody else there at the time, pulling down your gown/hospital blues and doing it doggie to your chosen partner isn't allowed. Also, everything is on hi-resolution camera

 

In a bed of lego

 

At a library!!

 

A barn full of wasps nests springs to mind.

 

That would be a buzzing place for sure!

 

At around 18 yrs old, my now ex-wife and I had sex out in the front/side yard of her parent's house. It was night time and we don't think anyone saw us.

 

In our front yard, we heard some funny whispering and giggling noises. Kids in the street, I suppose. Next morning, I was mowing the lawn and there behind a shrub inside our yard, was a used condom and the torn wrapper. At least take your rubbish with you.

 

Drove a friend from the airport. She was newly separated and she talked about her sexploits constantly. I got a raging hard on. I hadn't had it in 4 years. I thought I'd call her bluff. I parked, and pulled out my cock and balls to show her. She sighed deeply, bent down and sucked my cock. Got back in her seat, undies off, she lay my seat back, threw her leg over me and sat on my cock, lying on my chest, her hips grinding thrashing and fucking herself hard onto me. "I had to sit on that". WE thrashed our hips together and I shot a couple of long jets up her, which she recieved with a sigh and moved her hips all around as my cock throbbed.
That was so hot. Now there's going to be come all over my car seat.

 

Likewise, my wife and I did it in our “front yard”. We had some relaxing nude time outdoors also. When we did these things, it was full daylight but rural property. On one such day, after I gave her oral , we did missionary under a tree. We thought we had total privacy. Guess we were wrong. A little later my neighbor had a private conversation with my wife. She let my wife know that her husband loves to sneak over and watch us!
I only wish I knew we were giving a show!

 

Lunch at work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

School Cafeteria

 

My half sister did that. Got one into her on the boss's desk while he was out at lunch. True story. She was thrown out by her husband

 

Against a barb wire fence

 

Hehe yes that wouldnt feel very good!!

How about on top of a radiator?? (When its on)

 

In a Friday the 13th movie...

 

any details to share?

 

About the Friday the 13th movies??