Pilots, Passengers and Flight Attendants ....OH my

All "real life" flight situations are a go in this thread. Any raunchy porno and disgustingly worded mile high posts will be deleted by me.


My connection flight from Milwaukee to Chicago was amusing.

Me sitting and listening in the 1st row 1A , Flight Attendants Alicia and Greta talked about their dating life. They complained about how they get bored of dudes they meet. I interjected the words "Needy guys huh?" to their discussion. Alicia, the hot looking black attendant laughed at my comment and said "Exactly!" Alicia and I spoke a few minutes more about common dating issues, Greta took mental notes... lol

This same flight I was on departed about 8 min late.

Captain B. Parker did a great job using the wind and a little more fuel to get me closer to the arrival time in Chicago. It was only a 15min trip anyway.

Captain Parker was black and I immediately connected the name Parker/black with one of my favorite movies "Friday 1995"
Lil' Tony Cox as Mr. Parker

 

I love the flight crew. I dated a Captain/Pilot for Virgin Airlines in Australia and have a few friends who are pilots and crew. And of course the cheap/free flights from my pilot man was always a bonus

 

My return connection flight from Chicago to Milwaukee was amusing/Oh boy memorable.

We were set for take off.
Not so fast.

A beautiful Asian flight attendant by the name of Madonna came whisking passed me.

She spoke to the other flight attendant Katrina about " this gentleman is refusing to keep his mask on in flight"
Katrina replies "come on, it's a 20min flight"
Madonna "I know" shakes her head.

Katrina and Madonna walk together to the back and spoke firmly to the passenger about wearing a mask at all times.

The situation subsided and we were in flight.
Madonna spoke on the loudspeaker evenly spaced 2 more times the written CDC guidelines with wearing a covid mask at all times or else!

I kept thinking that the twilight zone movie was going to happen with this passenger freaking out on not wanting to wear the mask.... hehehe