pile of dead babies.

These may not be dead baby jokes but I think they will fit in here.

Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The baby in my basement.

Whats the best thing about a 6 year old?
You can slick his hair back to make him look 4.

What's the difference between a basketball and a baby.
A basketball bounces when you throw it at a wall.

What's the difference between a cement floor and a baby?
You wouldn't jump on a cement floor with hockey skates on.

 

Q: How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl?
A: With a blender

Q: how do you get them out?
A: Doritos

Sorry if its a repost, but I didn't wanna read all the pages.

The Mushroom Man

 

These aren't funny.

 

How do you stop a baby from choking?

You take your dick out of its throat.

 

lol
wow

 

i love the dead baby jokes they make me happy... however i'm sure i'm going to hell for it
these aren't dead baby jokes but they are funny
they are called mommy mommy jokes

Kid: mommy mommy i don't wanna eat my spghetti.
mom: shut up kid or i'll rip the veins outta your other arm


Kid:mommy mommy... where did the scabs go off your face?
Mom: shut up kid and eat your damn corn flakes!


lol enjoy
-kush-

 

whats better than a lawn full of infants???

answer: a lawn full of infants when its time to mow.

 

These are so fucked up, I laughed to one about a dog. Can't see how the rest are remotely funny.

 

you suck man!

 

Hey, fuck off! Just cuz I don't like jokes about a wonder of life being killed doesn't mean you have to bitch at me.

 

so don't read the fucking things... we know it's messed up... but shit don't spoil our fun... let us be distrubingly funny you can go read knock knock jokes. no one's makin you read the dead baby jokes

 

I said I liked one of them, but do you not expect me to reply somewhat angrily to somebody who says I suck?

 

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=handbanana&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#q=george carlin&hl=en&emb=0

 

Q: why do u stick a baby in teh blender feet first?
A: so you can see teh expression on its face

Q: Whats more fun than strapping a baby to a clothes line and spinning it at 200km/hr?
A: stopping it with a shovel!

Q: what has 4 legs and one arm?
A: a doberman in a childs playground

Q: what is teh definition of revenge?
A: a baby with a dog in its mouth

Q: whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: making a bong out of it

Q: how do you get a baby to run faster?
A: chase it with a lawn mower

 

whats worse than a dump truck full of babies? getting them out with a pitchfork

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyYqJJrOtEU

dead baby report on bbc news

 

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

 

I'm just a Dumpster Baby

 

whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown suit

 

can i borrow that bin of dead babies,please?