Pigs and feeding troughs

Hello,

why can't people eat without making noises? This guy three desks away is eating an apple and it sounds like a fscking cohort of pigs jockey for their share of the feeding trough. Recurring theme of my life.

Regards
Gyro

 

Ok that's funny ~ I think it's because they are inexorably degenerating into things that will make pigs look smart and classy. Too many of them are already there....

 

on wednesdays, we get to meet with scientists from across the country and have lunch with them. this one kid eats so fucking loud i want to slap him. i can't sit next to him it's so gross.

i might eat kinda sloppy in private (it's my pig avatar), but in public you gotta act civilized.

 

Apples are pretty loud, though. No matter how you slice it.

 

LOL My father used to eat loudly and made my mom a raging lumatic.....lol

 

What about the slurpers?

 

People can eat without making noises. Some just don't

 

Hello,

thank you all for the empathy. It feels good to know that I'm not the only one.

Aren't pigs smart? And classy? Maybe. But they are delicious.

Depends. It might be a preconception, but I think Asians tend to slurp.if it comes to soup and other liquids. It's annoying, but I try to ignore it. If westerners do it, they are just pigs.

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

apples are carcinogenic and they are not grass fed, so don't eat them.

Regards
Gyro

 

Everything seems carcinogenic these days.

 

Hello,

frikandellen aren't, frietjes are. Except if you flush them down with beer.

Regards
Gyro

 

I thought only cola would absolve those carcinogenic parts

 

Hello,

hmm, it's time for some experiments. Get the bottles out!

Regards
Gyro

 

Slurping and smacking noises drive me absolutely fucking batty. Kissing noises, too. lol

 

....we wear pink

 

I do not know the level of noise I make. I do not know if this is annoying. However, some people do not care what level they make. I try my best not to make that much noise. It is annoying. I know this.