Pie Or Cake? Or Something Else? No Nothing?

I love me some cake. I made the mistake of taking a bite of cake this morning. And ended up eating the whole piece of cake. Now, my body aches, like my spinal cord, etc. And I have a headache. I should have made a healthy breakfast. Not that, that would have really helped, but still.

I also really enjoy pudding, brownies, soft cookies, tarts and PIE.

 

I too love brownies, soft cookies and PIE. I also hate gym. this is why I have to have people throw me around onto mats on several days in the week, otherwise I become as round as a lovely, delicious pie....

 

No worries we can be as round as a lovely, delicious pie together. Fatty, apple shapes unite.

 

Why does your spinal chord hurt? If it's from eating cake, you might want to get that looked at.


I sort of like cake, and I also like the gym. Balance.

 

The cake is a lie.

Soft cookies, cake and pie are my main digs. Crunchy cookies are good too, but only when soaked in milk. Unless they're special in some way. Like spekulatius cookies, I can eat those without milk. Ginger cookies are fantastic, but 'only' with milk. Same with vanilla wafers. But those can go both ways. Those dirty wafers.

 

Every time I eat my body aches, the aches are on my spinal cord, upper back (right side), right side of neck, and left thigh. Sometimes fingers and knees. I have some other stuff, but I already talked about this on the Health Forum. And I laughed out loud at your balanced comment. Too funny. Lol!

 

You don't think I actually ate a piece of cake for breakfast? Wafers are cookies? Well, I'll be damned. I guess it makes sense. I mean what else can they be? What are spekulatius cookies? I feel like you just made that up. Nevermind, I'll look it up later after my nap. I'm feeling really icky right now. Crunchy cookies always choke the life out of me, even with milk. I don't really like dunking cookies in milk. I like drinking tea or milk with my cookies. I do enjoy Oreos. Thank goodness, those mother fuckers are vegetarian. A lot of those store bought cookies have something animal deprived that causes murder to the animal. Milk, I'm good with becuase it doesn't require murder to the animal. Granted, the animal can still be abused for its ingredients. I'm aware of this. That's why I don't really get the Oreo brand. I just get a brand from Whole Foods or Trader Joes, like Back to Nature or something. The natural flavors and lecithin in it has to be extracted in a humane way. I mean they are a more natural, organic brand. Why would they cup out on that?

 

For me the cake is a big lie! I think a nice piece of cake (mmmm cake) will make me feel better and it's good while it's happening but these days I have to work it off afterwards. What I do now if I want some cake is wait until I have my daughter and split a piece with her.

 

Is this cake being a lie... thang a meme I don't know about, or would never understand? Is there a meme in which a meme doesn't understand a meme. I bet there is.

Cake, no exercise = happiness for me-me. I'll die, but I'll be happy.

In my defense, though... I hadn't eaten at all the day before. So, when I went into the kitchen and saw the cake, I had to. I had to!

 

I see it as an insult to the maker to only take one piece of an excellent cake So... if we have to moderate I rather (over)indulge in it rarely than take a piece of pie on a regular basis

 

Oh, Google, you are my only friend.

It is a meme! It is! It is! *does a voodoo dance*

I will always believe there will be cake. You don't know how much I love cake. No one understand my love for cake. Sadly, I have not ever baked a cake. I enjoy, very much so, cooking and baking, but I have never made a cake. Unless you count boxed, but to truly make something you gots to make it from scratch. Pancakes taste so much better from scratch. Oh, yes. You, sexy pancake, you that I have created, like a God. I shall eat you now. Hmm. Now, I'm thinking about pancakes.

 

Oh I understand, anyone that knows me understands how much I love cake too. I just know that if I eat too much of it, I will be the size of a house. I gain weight fairly easily and while I am enjoying exercise more lately...ain't nobody got time for enough exercise to burn off regular cake consumption.

 

This happened to me last night after I ate too much of a bean dip I made. My belly was so full and achy.

 

The sad part is the piece of cake wasn't even that big. Very small in my opinion. I kid you not, I will take a photo of it, and post it on here. It is small. Yes, I have more pieces of cake, so I can take the photo. Anyways, I ate it at 10ish in the morning, after being awake for an hour. And now it's 5ish in the afternoon, and I am yet to be hungry. I have not eaten anything other than that. Of course, I am drinking water, becuase I am crazy thristy. I know water tricks the brain into thinking you're not hungry. Also, hunger a lot of times is just you being thristy. But, still... no hunger, just pain. The nap did help, but I am not hungry still. And I might not be hungry until tomorrow. I fucked up. I ate something that will count for my nutrition for the whole day, and it was a cake. A CAKE! No wonder I am sick. I should have had two nice boiled eggs with a bit of black pepper and salt, with slices of avocado, a calemtime (becuase they're slowly dying), and raw broccoli, becuase that is also dying. But, no.

 

I was just going to make a thread asking everyone where they get fat the most, due to this thread. And then end it by saying, "May the fat be with you". Get it? Lol! Really, I think that is the only reason I wanted to make the thread.

 

raw meat and dill pickles, but i can no longer survive too much sodium. but of course we were talking about sweets, which, well i'm pretty much only care for sugary stuff with chocklet, and that's another thing that's no longer good for me either. dipping a crusant in mocha, poor man's mocha, or puting it on UN-sweetened dry cerial. i do like a little chocklet or marble cake once in a while. i like cheesecake too. preferably with chocklet or pumpkin swirled into it. carrot cake is ok too. and green tea ice cream, and ice cream mochi, chocklet or green tea. and i don't like the chocklet to be too sweetened either. i prefer it dark enough to be borderline bitter. 70, even 80 percent.

fruit deserve better then to be baked in a pie or smothered in sweet gook. although spin them up in a blender with some milk and sour cream is ok. but fruit are best eaten crisp, cold, and other then washed, pretty much however they come off the vine or tree.

 

You never tried my blueberry cobbler.

I can eat veggies raw, but not fruit. It's too strong, makes my stomach hurt. I do enjoy raw pineapple, though. Watermelon on occasion. And I always wanted to try a raw coconut. It's not that easy finding that around here, though.

 

Oh, and clementines. Bananas too, though I guess it's not really a fruit becuase the seeds are removed. Grapes, I guess too. Other than that, no raw fruits for me. Oh, wait... peaches. And plums. Okay, I was wrong. Whatever.

 

well my innards don't like when i eat too much of it, and it doesn't take very much to be too much of, cherries for example, which if you have a tree, its kind of hard not to when they come in.
so i don't eat them for a sweet. but fresh chopped unsweetened fruit, with a little milk or cream on them.

its a once in a while thing, and i think they do have stuff in them we need.

 

Oh, I enjoy cherries too. But, it depends on the cherries. So many are... I don't know, but just not good.