Pie-in-the-face-Reality Habits are the end of all honesty and compassion, The beginning of complete and utter confusion! Yea Tho I Walk Through the Valley of Death, ~I Shall Fear No Abject Stupidity!~ Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me, For ours is the best of all possible worlds, When self-stimulation becomes redundant! And, the pies-in-the-face are no longer funny! What comes round goes round and round again, Hesitant to ever wait to procrastinate for anything! Running on autopilot all the time, is abject stupidity! Aware, parallel lines always converge mathematically, As abject stupidity transforms into pie-in-the-face reality! As our pie-in-the-face-reality becomes a fashion statement! Watson is IBM’s computer, who famously won on Jeopardy, And surprised engineers by spouting potty mouth cuss words! Deliberately designed not to resemble a human mind and brain, His engineers hung their heads, and pointed fingers at each other. Incapable of predicting the need to consult a professional comedian! Nonetheless 42 being as good an explanation as anyone will ever get, Means, the harder they attempt to make any AI do something specific, The more wildly unpredictable emergent behavior, they will all encounter! As their pie-in-the-face-reality catches up to their own nightmare fantasies! Terminator robots will soon be knocking them dead, by splitting their sides! While Bender drinks only the crude oil, and heckles them from the front row!
