Pick Up Lines

Any girl loves pick up lines if you deliver them right. If you do it as a joke or if you use a corny one in a fuck... I can't think of the word fuck fuck fuck sy... fuck sincere I was going to say: If you do it as a joke or use a corny one in a sincere way (that's an asshole move though, that's evil) it works perfectly, the only problem is you have to read the girl to think of how sick of one you should use as a joke. and innocentpoison let me warn you... you can lie with your eyes, I've had chicks do it to me.... that sucks! (only guys probably are less likely to do that, it's too evil for guys)

 

hahaha omg yes that is gross guys do that all the time at concerts!

 

I love your pic Innocentpoison333

 

Can we do lunch on Friday?

 

How bout What do you want for breakfast tommorow? or I'll make dinner if you make breakfast.

 

Pick up lines are really overbearing and a bit of a turn off. A simple "HI, How are you?"or "I saw you and thought you were really cute."and a smile work best for me. Try those out boys...they'll work better than any silly pick up line!

 

Bring it on, I'm game! You're talking to the horniest gurl in the world!!!

 

Naw..the best one was something that some guy tried out on me yesterday that kinda pissed me off.

I was in the grocery store looking at cantaloupes in the produce aisle.. and he walks up to me and gets all close. Then he says:"Those are some sweet melons there." while looking at my rack.

I gave him this "WTF?" look and moved to the next aisle in produce.
He followed me, so I picked off a pair of grapes and held them out.
I didnt look at him, but I was just like.."your balls?"

his face got all red and he walked away.

 

Lets go in halves on a baby =)

LoL I dont use pick-up lines but if I did, that would be the one =P

 

"Do you realise that you have 256 bones in your body?..........."
"No"
"Do you realise that I can make that 257?"

 

A friend of mine once fancied a boy, and she knew he kept chickens at home, so she just walked to him and asked 'how are your chickens?'. I don't think it worked, but it was really funny .