Pick-up lines (Comical)

I’ve had a few cheesy one’s thrown my way lol. Anyone have any doozies that come to mind? I came across a list and a few memes that made me laugh.


You’ve been a bad boy. Go to my room!

I didn’t think this night could get any better, wanna make it?


If I promise to kiss you, will you buy me a drink?

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Let’s save water by taking a shower together.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

 

This face leaves in 5 minutes and I want you on it. (It actually worked too haha!)

 

Never heard that one before, that’s a good one lol!

 

Do you have any Irish in you? Do you want some?

I wish I was your heart right now. Because it's pumping inside of you.