PICK me up Best Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by AmandaMarie, May 31, 2004.

  1. AmandaMarie

    AmandaMarie Member

    Guys Girls what have you give me your best shot sexual ones are mostly encouraged
     
  2. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    For serious... "Anyone sitting here?" "Hows it going(Real jaw dropper eh?)"

    For wastedness... "Damn girl you are some kind of sexy!" "Didn't I fuck your friend once"

    Theres tons of cheesy ones. Watch Cheers when Sam hits on chicks.
     
  3. AmandaMarie

    AmandaMarie Member

    thanks for humoring me you got a name hun
     
  4. AmandaMarie

    AmandaMarie Member

    i think more then just my shirt is wet
     
  5. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    "I get off work in a half hour but I'd like to get you off an hour after that"
     
  6. wanna burn one?
     
  7. Somebody farted... lets get outta here
     
  8. not saying that these will work, but.. (actually, my friends and I have heard the last three used - didn't work AT all.)
    .......................................
    Hey baby, your eyes are like spanners - they tighten my nuts (accompanied by a crotch grab)

    I lost my teddy bear - can I sleep with you tonight?

    I lost my phone number - can I have yours?

    So...You're a girl, huh?

    Guy: So... wanna come back to my place?
    Girl: Hey, sorry, I hardly know you.
    Guy: (in a duh voice) I'm going to talk to you on the way there

    Hey babe, back to my place? I've got a condom.

    Hey, I have a condom...do want to find a garage somewhere (WTF?)
    .......................................
     
  9. mimosa

    mimosa Banned

    The only sleazy line, but a good one, that I actually fell for (beaucoup years ago):

    "I want to drink your bathwater"
    I'll never forget that one. :)
     
  10. The one I used on my wife-
    "Can you keep a secret?"

    She was working for me at the time, so it wasn't the first thing I ever said to her, but it was my "pick up line".
    Women can't resist a secret.
     
  11. jamestowne

    jamestowne Member

    GUY: Hey wann go for some pizza and a fuck?
    GIRL: No Way!
    GUY: What? you don't like pizza?
     
  12. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    nice shirt you got on, it would look better crumpled up on my floor.
     
  13. Megara

    Megara Banned

    You must have a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

    and the ultimate cheese one...

    Are you from Tennesse because you're the only ten-i-see
     
  14. IvSeenTwilght

    IvSeenTwilght Member

    i saw you all last week...in my dreams

    a guy used this one on me. i sorta already knew him, but the line might have worked if i didnt already have a bf. it was cute.
     
  15. Bigredd

    Bigredd Member

    Hey little pirate, where’d you get that booty?

    Guy: Did it hurt?

    Girl: Did what hurt?

    Guy: When you fell from haven

    Is it hot in hear, or is it just me?
    I just got out of jail, theirs only one thing I want

    If I could change the alphabet I would make U and I closer together

    I can teach you something you didn’t learn in sex ed


    And a good question to ask….
    "How many corndogs been to the Cotton patch?"
     
  16. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

    did u just bath in windex? i can see myself in ur pants
    did it hurt? wen u fell from heaven of course
     
  17. AutumnAuburn

    AutumnAuburn Senior Member

    Any compliment works as a good ice-breaker...

    I like cheesy pick up lines, I think they're cute. I mean, we both know he's trying to pick me up, so why try to be slick? If you're corny, you'll make me laugh or smile and that gets you big points, cuz I like someone who can make me smile. And I like the boyish charm of cheesy pickup lines...

    What's your sign?
    You know what would look good on you? Me.
    Etc...

    I think my favorite, though I've never heard it anywhere but here on the forum, is the pizza one. That's too funny... :D
     
  18. torz

    torz Member

    my fave pick up line......

    "i'm here, now whats your other 2 wishes?"
     
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  19. SRVBlues

    SRVBlues Member

    "you remind me of a little deer running through the forest, and baby, I'm your BUCK"

    always good for a laugh.......... :D
     
  20. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    This really can work... A modified version anyway. You just go up to the girl and ask to buy her a drink. Thats so played out so she wont think much. Then you say to her, "You know I'm not trying to start a relationship here." Pause "See I just got out on parole and I don't care about your intrests. I'm looking for someone who can gain mutual pleaseure for one night"
     

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