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That's beyond sexy....

 

whatever you want, stud

 

yaaaarrrrr matey

 

wydant we discuss it oer a peent-a-grog, eh?

 

awesome! do you think you could put on an eyepatch and have a parrot on your shoulder during out steamy convo?
my cock is about to explode just thinking about it, arrrrrr shiver me timbers ooooo

 

Jesus Christ

 

oh christ so fucking hot

 

I think Nick is really getting into it.

 

Matt would you pretend to be a pirate too?

 

wassa mathar, ya want me ta talk ta you that way too laddie!?

 

Yo ho ho one fifty one one

 

ARRRR Whatdye be doin' 'bout the prisonerrrrrrs? We have many a salty wench to bring to the tobacco settlements, to trade for rum, spices, an' o' the course, Tobacco, WHO IS WITH ME HEARTIES!

 

aaaaaarrrrgh lets have a rousing shanty and a nip o grog m'lads t'honor the slain drivelswigger

 

HONOR that worthless bag o' grog spillin' bilge rattery? I reckon' we'd be bettar to throw his carcus to the sharks, see some blood spill, and hear some flesh squelch, he'll at least be worth that much entertainment.

 

wow dave, you're good at that.

no wonder you're a virgin

 

I drank that once without chaser... I couldn't breath for like 10 seconds...

Yay to rum though!

 

say what ye will the lad was no landlubber. I say we give im a proper buckaneers burial by looting his dubloons, and cuttin off is head fer firin out de cannon fore we cast his corpse for the sharks.

 

hey, this thread is supposed to be about phone sex with me