Perspective.

At the moment I'm more sleepy than cool. Yet, I do have a fan blowing on me which helps me cool down.

 

It is black but it's removable. God is a black Jewish woman.

 

God could not possibly be a woman since women are naturally inferior to men.

 

I think, NOW you're onto soemthing.

 

I hate to admitt it, but its true.

 

I'm happiest when I look like a chimp. They are my idols.

 

I'm happy with the way I look. don't really care much about it though.

:lol:

 

But a woman has to give birth to a man, hence god(who obviously came first) must be a woman.

 

I always felt offended when soemone said I was made in God's image. Meh.

 

Well, there is a touch of femininity about your cheekbones.

 

Women need not always keep their mouths shut and their wombs open.

 

No but if the mouth is open, it can lead onto other things.

 

Interesting.

 

Yes ! It can lead to formation of beautiful wise words !
Is that what you were thinking ?

 

I know. I like that quote.

 

Exactly. Fellatio!

 

Sounds like something my mom would say. Or some other feminist.

 

Your mom is a wise woman then.
I fully agree with that quote, but I am not a feminist.

 

Yes, fellatio is a beautiful word.
And fellator. And fellatrice...Or even fellatrix..All beautiful words.

 

AND MEN DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THEIR ZIPPERS OPEN AND A MOUTHFUL OF BEER EITHER!

Meh.