Jaybong's here.Better hide the shit.He'll smoke everything. eerrr..uumm...hey,what's up Johnny B....what's that...yeah we have a little bit...did you bring any...of course not.What the hell,it's all good have a tote,sounds like you need it. Getting a little violent there or maybe you just need to give up bowling. You met everybody.That's Osama,teepi,purplesage,carpet,and that's crayola in the corner.Teepi brought this stuff.Grew it out in her greenhouse I think...
I'v been in a holding tank for 6 hours, I have been probed 2 times by a guy named bubba. He is a nice guy but has real bad breath. He was asking for you gate.
Good morning gate, how are ya? Guess who I bumpped into last night? GOD. We stayed up and made table candles all night and the one i made was so heavy, it feel through his main cloud and hit St. Michael on the head, hot wax went everywhere and I am the first person to start a fire in heaven. That damn wax is a bitch to put out.
Somehow,I believe you.I don't think god minded,I think he likes to be amused.It probably gets pretty monotimous up there,everybody always kissing up and not doing anything.Did you bring me a candle?
Funny you should ask. Yes I did get you one. It's pussy scented. I know , I know, before anyone goes off on me, God said it could be any scent I liked, and I like the scent of SWEET PUSSY. Now I do want to say that I am sorry because it smells like my cats litter box. I guess god does work in Mysterious ways.
Its all natural... And even Cat litter has a place in the grand scheme of things. I don't like to kill anything if i can help it and moles(God love 'em) are one of the pesky critters out here, although I can't blame them for wanting to eat the grubs under my dirt. Cat litter (used) is a great deterent...just pour it around what you want them to stay away from.... And pussies do smell good,well alot of 'em do, as long as they are well cared for. I bathe mine often although some don't, thinking they my get scratched...mine's never given me a problem...... *teepi sucks on the doob and is willing to pass it on...just sometimes talks quite a bit while stoned...*(just tap her, and she snaps back into quasi-reality)
Good advice teepi, I have a few holes that I would like to get the goffers out of. And yes, a clean pussy is next to godliness. This is a picture of my friend Pattiwac. Not one of her better days.
checks her pussy before intering the room.. ahhh yes.. fresh n sweet..I think it'll do.. howdy everbody.. <shameless> PS I'm, glad I'm not john's wife or pussy.. ohh myyy
You've seen my pussy and now meet my wife. She's a little shy and maybe drank one to many long necks.................... But we have 19 kids together and I love her like a rock. I met her a the county fair back in 76. She asked me to braid her arm pit hair. Hay, jailmate would have liked her too.
>SNORT<....... That is one beautiful pussy!!!! And John, you are one lucky man.....that sure is a great picture of your wife, can she belly-dance???? One time I saw Olive Oil belly dance and her neck was swaying one way while her body went the other way......la la la lala....a sight to behold. I've got the munchies.......*teepi wanders off to the kitchen in search of wonderful concoctions*
GOD HELP YOU MAN..wif a pussy like that and a face like this..I can't understand why ur still alive.. I woulda killed myself a long time ago..you got all ur karma at once it looks like.. ur a brave man. Peace Love and Hippie Beads <shameless>
Well, I was after the bearded lady but she kept on giving me the brush off. Nothing like a little fuz to tickel your fancy.
I'm not sure if it would be appropriate here but if you must see it , I'll post it. Let just say that it brings a whole new meaning to the word bush. She went for a bikini wax once and the gal that was going to do it took one look at her snatch, (is it ok to say that) went in the back room and came out with a chain saw . SO should I post it? It is ALOT of hair. Fun for the whole family.
