Nice try. It's spelled taser. And if I had no balls I would feel bad because the women could not taste my wonderful sperm.
sometimes i have balls....(hmm....sometimes...maybe they velcro on and off?....) depends on the situation. actually, if i choose not to say what i'm thinking, it's generally not because i am scared, but rather, that i don't think the situation is worth the hassle. which i guess makes me lazy, instead of a coward...
I guess I do have balls, but I try not to hurt people... but sometimes I do... because I'm not afraid of expressing myself. But I should shut up sometimes