People sitting in their cars

Wherever I go I see people sitting in their cars. Doing nothing. What the hell? Did the zombie apocalypse start?

 

It's kind of hard to stand in your car, isn't it?

 

nowadays everyone has a smart phone...they have laws against using them while moving so now people pull over to text,sext and do there stupid fb post

''i'm sitting in my car on I-90''

 

I sit in my car and listen to music often.

 

i see some idiots riding around here in a black suburban with Zombie Patrol decals on the side.

 

It's the new planking.

 

I used to sit in my car doing nothing when I was waiting for my weed guy to show up.

 

It is impossible to do nothing.

 

I used to get stoned and set out with the greatest intentions of running errands and being productive, but whenever I would get to wherever (the grocery store, etc) I would get paranoid and scared of the other shoppers so I would just sit in my car a while and work up the nerve to go inside.

 

I guess I should ask them for weed then...

 

"You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4"]"High as F#%k" Music Video - YouTube

 

me too..^ that was my first thought

 

Could it be those are your tax dollars at work keeping your homeland secure? Are they wearing black?

 

its men

waiting for their bitches to show up

 

I see this a lot at one of the parks I go to to walk Grace.

If it is around lunch time I figure they came to have lunch.

I am sure there are some drug deals going on when one car stays and others come and go around it.

Any other time of the day I figure it is some pervert watching kids play.

If the car is bouncing around I generally say "Get a room."