People I can do without.

^^ Mental image that will NEVER leave me

 

let's see, sometimes i have to wash down my food, like if it's dry. i check the color of my snot to see if i'm nearly done being sick. i stand on escalators because i'm tired of dragging my kids everywhere, AND i stand on those moving sidewalks at airports for the same reason. i'm not just some single person with a freaking backback. so you can suck it, mr. mojo.

 

Damn, woman, 3 out of 3? :svengo:

 

that's right. oh, and i'm short and fat and eat, too.

 

Wow, why would you watch then? kinda silly dont you think?

 

morbid curiousity and a terror of gaining weight herself?

 

Is that kinda like watching skinny people not eat??

 

I sometimes like the taste of water or my tasty beverage with me food, like if I am eating pizza and it's a bit dry, I take a nice long drink of water to make it mushy and it tastes good...I live the dream...

 

or the right wine. YUMMY. or a margarita with some spicy mexican food.

 

or the skeletal bragging about being skeletal...even if they're only skeletal because they spent all their money on drugs and liquor. i can be skinny if i live on nothing but cocaine and tequila, too.

 

That's just pure bliss...It like mixes and makes a whole new level of delight for your tastebuds.. Mojo is just not elite enough to experience such orgasmic things...

 

:driving:

 

Is that suppose to represent you running me over...

 

Surely not.

 

Perhaps..

 

Then you should have did it like this...


Me in my car.....you the end result..

 

i like this one:



(someone getting hit by car)

 

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1114136888&channel=987230161

 

I know, this is really problematic.

p.s. Who tha fuck drives a stick anymore?

 

i did until about 2 years ago. i prefered it actually, and i plan on getting a stick for my next vehicle.