Maybe we could go back to the spirit of this thread as set up by DancerAnnie above. Personally, I love being barefoot. It makes me happy. I wish everyone felt the same way. Unfortunately they don't. I don't understand it. We all try to influence our little microcosms. In the end, the whole Barefoot Forum is an opportunity to share our thoughts, our experiences, our successes, and our frustrations.
No, I'd let my wife (haven't had a girlfriend since we were married over 10 years ago) go all Muy-Thai on him