People are afraid of me.

Ahaha... Derek strikes me as one of those guys who could secretly pull off a fro, ray-bans, and a leather jacket, if he could grow one... and he owned an old Triumph or Indian motorycycle or... one of those '74 Harley Electroglides or something. Just because. It's sort of alter-egoish, though. It's like "HAHA... by day I am... audio engineer.. by night, I fight crime and go see P-Funk with my good buddy Rufus Jefferson, in my '69 Continental with suicide doors-- because I am the hardest of core"

Or rather, you could go with a neo-Bootsy look with an or orange/rust/red sweater turtleneck, and a tan leather jacket, with that Mini Cooper S...

 

Yeah, I'm gonna go with this one. But I should totally have an old Norton motorcycle... just because.

 

Haha...This has got to be the greatest thread in the history of everything.









And I can't believe that you're short, Derek. You are just not a short kind of person. So I've decided that it's not true.






Maybe people are afraid of you because you're too damn awesome for them to even comprehend.

 

Ahah.. I wish my last name was more... common, in that sense. Well, it is common, but it's common in an awkward way.

But I do have my own scholarship fund.

 

Oh yeah, and because my last name is Snow, I am constantly asked if I sell yeyo, if people call me solely by my surname, as if it were a nickname...

I mean, honestly, do I look like I sell yeyo. I'm moreso inclined to appear as if I had just smoked my breakfast, especially if I haven't.

 

Oh, come now...

Well I'm not disturbingly short, Krystin. I don't know my exact height, though... but I think I'm under 5'10", so I call that short. I don't know, ask Paul if I'm short. Of course, Paul is kind of tall, so lots of people may seem short to him.

Marisa said the same thing regarding my height. () Weird.

Probably.

 

pretty much. i was gonna say that derek isnt short, but to me he definitly isnt tall

 

How tall are you?

 

Rather high.

 

No theyre not man, your not scary dude... If any body is scary here i am, so dont worry about it bros

 

6' 3"

 

aww it was so not ment to be *kisses*
all i was saying was that you seem to me to be a scary badass mo fo :H
and obviously you'd strike fear in the hearts of others, if not out of fear than out of jealousy..or possible intimidation

 

Yeah, yeah... good cover up, Jessie.