People are afraid of me.

And it's fucking totally uncalled for. I mean, come on... I am completely not intimidating. It seems that every time I'm walking around outside, people are actually afraid (or at least concerned) if I walk by them. Like, when you're walking down the street and by strange coincidence you're walking right behind the only other person on the street. Yeah, it's odd, but I mean, I'm not going to fucking jump on top of the person. There's no reason to get tense.

It's odd, I guess, because I am just SO not scary. I look more like a kid than a man, I'm short, clean cut, not remotely strong... how could people actually be afraid of ME? I'm rarely ever scared of people on the street unless they're really shaky-looking homeless people... and even then, it's not like I'm fearing for my life.

Whatev's. I guess that's just the cynical world in which we live.

 

that is odd. dont know what to tell ya. dont remember people looking at you like that up in AZ

 

Well they do here, Mr. Paul. Maybe Seattleites are just paranoid...?

 

Their paranoid of your soul power. cause they aint got no soul power :H

 

Possibly. :H

Or maybe it's because in Arizona I looked like another harmless stoner, while here in Seattle, after a few modifications, I look more like Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver or something...

 

They just want the funk, man. No need to worry about them.

 

Yes, but think of all the other short, clean cut, not remotely strong men in history who were feared... Hitler, Napolean, Picasso...

 

...Did you seriously just compare me to Hitler?

 

*wink*

 

Ouch. Well, regardless, I still don't think that explains it. I mean, before Hitler became HITLER , I don't think people would have been very afraid of him on the street.

 

Maybe short, clean-cut kids make people scared.. Perhaps you look exactly like some killer on the run... You see it all the time in the movies, ya'know

 

oh god

 

Hitler did way too much meth.

Seriously. Just watch his speeches.

 

Not necessarily a bad thing mate, means yer less likely to get jumped.

I get that off people myself, but it's somewhat understandable (6" 1, broad shouldered ginger scotsman, s'all good )

 

Sometimes I catch sight of myself in a mirror with a normal sized person and freak out at how huge I am, seriously though my family must have an incredible hulk gene....

 

People are afraid of me because, get this, I have curly hair... its like they can't grasp it. Well, it would be different if it were fixed that way... they think its gross. Ah well, what can ya do!

 

Curly hair is good for the bones.

 

i would be afraid of you too
and if i saw you on the street, i'd cross the street just so i wouldn't have to walk near you
yous a scary mo fo derek

and yeah seriously curly hair, scary?
woah...so i wonder if people are afraid of me?
i think not..i ain't got nothing on scary, i mean derek maybe you could teach me

 

Something about this post feels terribly insulting.

 

haha there are other possibilities. maybe you have a really pungent scent. or a strange gait that makes you seem drunk. maybe you talk to yourself really loudly when you think you're having an inner monologue moment.

haha or you're a real badass mofo