Penis Transplant.

I just heard about this on the news:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html

This gives new meaning to the saying, "Dude, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!"

I'm going all in with the jokes now. Since I'm an organ doner it's good to know that even when I die my penis will carry on.

I can only imagine people in the hospital going, "You got a black one?" or "Can I get something bigger?"

C/S,
Rev J

 

Penis transplant = addadictomy?

 

Her: Did you cum?

Him: Well not exactly...

 

I now have some serious questions about just how gay it is to jerk off another man's cock.

 

I just found this, but it's certainly worthy of a bump.

Imagine some girl going down on this guy, only to have him tell her she was sucking some dead guy's dick.

Or better yet, we might finally find out who's actually doing all the thinking

 

Are you allowed to get a second one?

 

Is it another mans if you bought it with your own money?

 

that would suck to wake up and find out they installed a tiny one

 

girl: "i swear i've seen this penis before..."

 

This is exactly why we need lab-grown cloned dicks. Where the fuck is the NIH funding for this?

 

All joking aside, I think it is wonderful that this can be an option for men who for many reasons may need a transplant. Our perception of our sexuality is very much a part of us.

 

This will lead to an African and East Asian black market where penises are bartered as freely and abundantly as cocks.