Penis Size

Dick, cock... They're really no better. But I guess penis isn't as fun when you're doing the deed. Take a ride on Mr Johnson!

 

For you guys who claim you don’t know what size your penis is stop lying.

There isn’t a single guy on this earth who hasn’t at some point taken out a ruler and measured his Johnson.

 

How do you stack up mate?

 

Average for a white guy but my head thinks it's a lot bigger

But he's a handsome fellow

 

Well it depends where you measure it from. you can get another inch or 2 pending on the spot lol.

 

How big are you? and what is classed as big is being called huge by a woman makes you feel dominant

 

Typical female response...lol...

 

It's eight inches according to my ex-wife's measurements. I've never been hung up on it's size as nobody has ever complained.

 

I have had some women saying no thanks your not fucking with that but most times they get excited and like the feeling they get

 

and the guys that didnt' have a ruler have been carrying around an appropriately sized stick in their pocket to show off.

 

i haven't. who the fuck owns rulers anymore, other than elementary teachers and students? and nuns maybe? do they still beat their students with rulers?

i've used a tape measure. and that's not an "it's so long i need a tape measure to measure it" joke, i'm just saying a tape measure is a much more practical measuring device than a ruler.

 

4 inch circumference, 1 inch in length (fully erect)

 

Okay, I think you need to get a new tape-measure . . . or a new penis.

 

I've measured it, but I don't know its size. Seems like I have to keep measuring over and over. Right now it's "longer than a plastic spoon." But where do you measure from? Certainly not just from the bottom of the tip to the top...?! It's all so confusing.

 

the typical hipforums measurement is from wherever you feel like starting, to the 8 1/2 inch mark on your measuring device.

 

I want to measure mine in cheeze its.

 

It's not about tape measure or ruler your wife or the woman you are with should be able to tell you if you are big,and if there is a problem like we had there is help out there it is not the end of a marriage or affair

 

I only used a ruler because I couldn’t find a yardstick....Hardy har har...

 

My wife said I was hung like a horse. Well a small Shetland Pony maybe. I tried measuring with a laser tape once, I now have 2 piercings that go all the way through.

 

Heheheeee!!!