don't trip over that! although, you can toss it over your shoulder and go as a gas pump for halloween
I just researched this shit and now you can sunbathe naked in eagle country thanks to a new eagle-repellent product that you rub all over your . . . you know.
I'm sure it's just a matter of time before they come out with vulture-repellent. Sooner or later, an enterprising person will get wind of these posts and soon it'll be on store shelfs everywhere.
That's pretty innovative. I wouldn't be surprised if you're the one who eventually comes up with the vulture-repellent.
This is terrible talk for a Sunday. We couldn't hold off for another hour? I think we have bigger problems than eagles and vultures.
Doob is short for doobie. Doobie slang for joint. Joint is short for hand-rolled marijuana cigarette.
It's been my experience that the majority of women care less about it's size than men do. A lot of men who are well endowed are arrogant about it which turns women off even though she may enjoy his larger size. I myself am larger than average, but not huge. My first wife insisted on measuring it. I've heard women say he's BIG, but he has no clue how to use it...OR...More than a mouth full is a waste.
to be frank, I always thought I was on the small end of things, so I put my energy towards learning what to do with my fingers and tongue. it was a pleasant surprise to find out I'm over average erect. I've found that I'm in that 'big enough to be over average, not so big as to be useless' sweet zone for most I've interacted with, so I'm pretty happy with it. wish I was maybe a bit thicker, but not too much I can do about it. yeah, I've heard that too, that a lot of guys (on the larger end, especially) just pick up porn and think that's what.. noooo.. those positions are for the camera, not the people involved.
If you're still inclined to call it a "penis" (such a wimpy, smallish-sounding word), it's probably not as big as you'd like it to be. But fear not, after all, you're jaw isn't broken. You can still be a legend!
