pfft, that's child's play. mine can instantly transform me from a perfectly rational human into a complete idiot.
Lol this reminds me of the chorus verse to the song "Iron Dick" by Coven. Some black metal me and a friend used to listen to in the late eighties.. "Long as my arm, five times as thick, you'll die at the end of my Iron Dick." laughable...
Just a brief glimpse into my world.... Spoiler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgWQfOd-1M&list=RDTNgWQfOd-1M
Mine's ~2.5" long x 3.5" in girth when soft & ~5.75" long x 4.75" in girth when hard. A bit on the small side when soft, but pretty-much in the middle of the average range in length & girth when hard.
Every guy has measured or had women measure it... somebody said why would you measure it my answer is in case someone asks... to the people that say they never have and don't care, I say BS...
I had a 100.00 dollar tattooed on my dick,because I like to see my money grow. Everyone knows penis size is directed related to IQ.The bigger the dick,the lower the IQ,(that's according to my wife).Me? Average. It's not the size of the tower,It's the frequency.
I had a 100.00 dollar tattooed on my dick,because I like to see my money grow. Everyone knows penis size is directed related to IQ.The bigger the dick,the lower the IQ,(that's according to my wife).Me? Average. It's not the size of the tower,It's the frequency.
yours too? holy shit. mine tends to turn me from rational human being into a raving horndog. (which as you know, is a subset of the 'complete idiot')
That's exactly why I live in an eagle-free state. Crows can do a little damage, but at the end of the day, I have it all well in hand.