Penis Size

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by spammertime, Aug 20, 2007.

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  1. tsep23

    tsep23 Guest

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    Mine is 6.8" in length and 5.5" in girth. Every girl I have been with says I have a wide cock.
     
  2. Humperdink

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    A couple of notes here.

    1) I can't believe guys are coming on here and posting a number for their cock size. Like they would have one reason to be honest.

    2) Like it really matters. I mean hoestly, how many people have changed the size of their dick?

    My dick is long enough that my wife got pregnant 4 times. I guess that is sufficient.

    I am posting a thread for a pissing contest next, please check in the "Idiotic things to do" forum.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    do they have one reason not to be? (obviously they must, since so many people do so, but i can't imagine any good reason)
     
  4. Humperdink

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    I wonder how many women on here would PM me if I said I had a 9" cock, and posted a picture of someone's 9" cock? I don't think the women who read HipForums sex forums are the average girl next door, most of them enjoy sex more than average I think, and are more liberated than most women I know personally.
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    ^i don't know, the people that come on here to solicit sex never seem to stick around very long, so i have to assume it's not working too well for them. no matter what lies they tell about their penis size or sexual prowess or preferences.
     
  6. Humperdink

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    Well, it's worth a shot. Lets see, I have a 9.1875" penis, I'm 6' tall, suffer from delayed ejaculation(normally takes 3 hours for me to cum), can literally read minds so I know what you are thinking before you say it, I really only care about you and have no interest in just having sex but if you want to make love that's fine. I am not soliciting sex but if you are in need of a man for some reason you can PM me.
     
  7. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    That made me giggle:2thumbsup:!!!!
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you forgot that you have no desire in life except to perform cunninlingus.
     
  9. Humperdink

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    Thanks. Two bits of information in there are actually true. I'm exactly 6' tall with my work shoes on and I enjoy making love although sex does not do much for me. And I did forget to add the bit about cunnilingus; I actually love the taste of pussy.

    And for the 227 women who pm'd me in hopes of a romantic interlude, the post was just a joke.
     
  10. jed11

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    7.75 length - 5.5 girth
     
  11. benjdirect2u

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    If you live in a culture with arranged marriages, where the bride is virgin until the wedding night, then the woman does not have much to compare her experience with. Men believe that women have a fixation on penises, as many men have, but most women appreciate much more other parts of a man's body and his personality.
     
  12. SandsOfDarkness

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    Lol, one of my friends was actually curious and looked up average sizes and for white males, its like 5.5 as African Americans is like 6 and Koreans avg is about 3-4 inches. It just depends
     
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    wheres the beef? ..
     
  14. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    In between Wendy's buns.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
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  16. *bunnie*

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    I voted according to the bf. he's about 8" :)
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    bullshit. :)
     
  18. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Sshhh she doesn't know he's made a special ruler for her to use on him
     
  19. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    Well I have a great memory and I remember before I was born God was showing me around and explaining the whole deal of being born and stuff.
    Then we got to the room where you pick what kind of penis you will have. There were two lines, one with multiple thousands of people in it and one with only a few people standing.
    I asked God what the difference was and he said
    "Well that line with all the people in it is the long line and the other is the short line."
    I thought "No shit, :rolleyes: that's obvious.".
    So being in a hurry to get born and all, I of course went and stood in the short line... why not, there was only a few guys ahead of me and they were all Asian.



    If I only knew then........:(
     
  20. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

    *High-Five
     
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