Penis problems part I

That was great, good laugh

 

Bird, I don't beleive you... It's impossible...

 

I knew there would be people here who would not believe me and ridicule me. I am above that and I only take advise from those who actually care.

 

Pics would help us all believe you bird.

 

You pervert, you just want to see my penis for your own pleasures, not to help me out.

 

Oh bird I'd help you out, I promise.

 

I doubt that, so I will not post any photographs unless more people do need to see photographs to come to a helpfull conclusion.

 

Are you doubting my abilities?

 

No, I doubt your intentions.

 

Good choice of words.

 

I can pick up chicks, although not for a romantic date or lovemaking.
And not for friendship, but I can pick them up for work.

 

I take it your jokin, how the hell could it get smaller when erect? well if your not if it makes you feel any better mines around that size to